Verily, I hath met the Continental Admiral!

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:23 am

Trinarius wrote:
COWBOY OF TEXAS wrote:
Continental Admiral wrote:
Chandler wrote:What could this mean?
We found out that we're related. $\:D/$
You went and got married?

-Cowboy
Two relatives cannot get married!

How do you think they became relatives?

-Cowboy

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:31 am

Trinarius wrote:^ I agree with that! $\:D/$

But if CA and Top are related, then they can't do what you and I were thinking.

Kill each other?

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:50 am

Chandler wrote:
Trinarius wrote:^ I agree with that! $\:D/$

But if CA and Top are related, then they can't do what you and I were thinking.
Kill each other?

I think that book was already written.

-Cowboy

Baragon · Post by **Baragon** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:09 am

Chandler wrote:
Trinarius wrote:^ I agree with that! $\:D/$

But if CA and Top are related, then they can't do what you and I were thinking.
Kill each other?

*Roars with laughter*

You all think of me as a killer.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:11 am

Continental Admiral wrote:
Chandler wrote:
Trinarius wrote:^ I agree with that! $\:D/$

But if CA and Top are related, then they can't do what you and I were thinking.
Kill each other?
*Roars with laughter*

You all think of me as a killer.

Well you do die laughing all the time. No reason you couldn't made Top do so too.

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:13 am

Chandler wrote:
Continental Admiral wrote:
Chandler wrote:
Trinarius wrote:^ I agree with that! $\:D/$

But if CA and Top are related, then they can't do what you and I were thinking.
Kill each other?
*Roars with laughter*

You all think of me as a killer.
Well you do die laughing all the time. No reason you couldn't made Top do so too.

Can I come to the funeral? $\:D/$

-Cowboy

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:15 am

Chandler wrote:
Continental Admiral wrote:
Chandler wrote:
Trinarius wrote:^ I agree with that! $\:D/$

But if CA and Top are related, then they can't do what you and I were thinking.
Kill each other?
*Roars with laughter*

You all think of me as a killer.
Well you do die laughing all the time. No reason you couldn't made Top do so too.

I am incapable of this "laughter" you speak of.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:27 am

The Top Crusader wrote:
Chandler wrote:
Continental Admiral wrote:
Chandler wrote:
Trinarius wrote:^ I agree with that! $\:D/$

But if CA and Top are related, then they can't do what you and I were thinking.
Kill each other?
*Roars with laughter*

You all think of me as a killer.
Well you do die laughing all the time. No reason you couldn't made Top do so too.
I am incapable of this "laughter" you speak of.

That would probably explain why you're posting here right now.

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:10 pm

Oh yeah I should probably tell about my exciting journey to actually get there this time.

Last time, I got there without any incident... however that was coming from another friend's place, so the route was different this time. It looked easy enough... however mysteriously, as I was driving the route numbers were all different from what I thought it should be...

So anyway, I was supposed to get on Route 28... well, 29 goes to 27... then came 26... then came 1!! So I thought "Umm... okay... I must have missed 28 between 29 and 27", so after a half hour, I doubled back and went to that point where it should be... and it wasn't there.

So I stopped at a gas station and looked at a map (but didn't buy it, of course!) and I discovered that, lo and behold, Route 28 comes AFTER Route 1...! So thus, an hour was wasted...

Anyway, I continued on then without any incident for a while, but of course after that hour detour, was running late, so I called CA to let her know I would be another 45 minutes or so... but now I knew where I was at, and there would be no problem! So I hung up because reception was really bad on my cell phone, but, I had come in from this way the first time, so I knew where I was at, so it totally should have been smooth sailing!

Well, I get to the road that takes me just about to CA's place, and turn down there... yet oddly, it ends in a "T" instead of going into her town, which is very odd. So I drive around aimlessly in the area for like a half hour or so, and finally call CA again. I ended up in some weird little town 20-30 miles away from her... so she goes on Map Quest and we discover there are TWO roads with the same name, that much apart... and I had taken the first one instead of the second! $\:D/$

But to make things even more AWESOMETASTIC, since I had already gone like 2 hours out of my way, I was way low on gas, and my low fuel light came on, as I was driving the nearest little towny place! Somehow, I managed to make it the 20 miles into town and to a gas station after the light had come on! $\:D/$ Meanwhile, my cell phone had absolutely no reception AT ALL from about when the low fuel light came on, while I was talking to CA. So, she knew I was almost out of fuel, but had no idea I made it to the gas station! So, then, I double back from the gas station, and go down the SECOND road of that same name (the right one!) and as I am going down there, low and behold... I see my would-be savior! CA driving towards me, gas can in tow! So she followed me to her house, and we all lived happily ever after.

Or at least until the sequel!

THE END

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:04 pm

True love stories don't have endings.

-Cowboy

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:10 pm

COWBOY OF TEXAS wrote:True love stories don't have endings.

-Cowboy

But chapters do!

Sequel! SEQUEL!!!

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:16 pm

Encore! ENCORE!

-Cowboy

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:31 pm

Well this was just a couple days ago... I could make up fictional new adventures but that wouldn't be very honest...

Trinarius · Post by **Trinarius** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:33 pm

Give us what you got, Top! $\:D/$

Post by **Catspaw** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:46 pm

My goodness, that certainly is an epic tale, Top! I'm so glad that you made it to CA safely! $\:D/$ You could write a novel about this, I'm sure.

Jessica, I must pass on a piece of advice that I recently read, no matter how hard it may be to hear.

I was reading my February edition of Brio and Beyond, and there's an article with 101 ways to be your own Valentine, and #24 is, "Get rid of the clutter..."

Perhaps this should be taken to heart.

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:04 pm

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:09 am

Catspaw wrote:My goodness, that certainly is an epic tale, Top! I'm so glad that you made it to CA safely! $\:D/$ You could write a novel about this, I'm sure.

Jessica, I must pass on a piece of advice that I recently read, no matter how hard it may be to hear. I was reading my February edition of Brio and Beyond, and there's an article with 101 ways to be your own Valentine, and #24 is, "Get rid of the clutter..." Perhaps this should be taken to heart.

Ouch. You made me laugh too hard.

The Top Crusader wrote:CA driving towards me, gas can in tow! So she followed me to her house, and we all lived happily ever after.

*tries to imagine that*

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:10 am

Guess where I'm going again tomorrow!? $\:D/$

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:13 am

Wal-Mart?

-Cowboy

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:13 am

No, to church and then over to my parents' or out to eat with them for lunch, like I do every Sunday! $\:D/$