RESOLUTION
Impeaching Tea Ess, Mayor of the Town of Odyssey, for high crimes and misdemeanors.
Resolved, That Tea Ess, Mayor of the Town of Odyssey, is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to Catspaw, our benevolent dictator:
Articles of impeachment exhibited by the People of the Town of Odyssey, against Tea Ess, Mayor of the Town of Odyssey, in maintenance and support of its impeachment against him for high crimes and misdemeanors.
Article I: Abandonment of the Town of Odyssey
In his conduct of the office of Mayor of the Town of Odyssey, Tea Ess has abandoned the Town of Odyssey on Monday May 20, 2019 at exactly 9:07 PM. Mayor Tea Ess was appointed to the position of Mayor of the Town of Odyssey on Monday May 6, 2019 by Catspaw. He abandoned the Town of Odyssey 14 days after becoming Mayor of the Town of Odyssey. His desire was solely to gain power and never to perform his Catspaw given mayorial duties.
Article II: Failure to Organize Any of the Promised Events
In his conduct of the office of Mayor of the Town of Odyssey, Tea Ess failed to organize any of his promised events. During his campaign, Mayor Tea Ess, promised five events in total. None of these events came to fruition. The People of the Town of Odyssey were promised events and events they did not receive.
Article III: False Promise of Moderator Powers to Connie G. In his conduct of the office of Mayor of the Town of Odysssey, Tea Ess failed to install Connie G. as Moderator of the Town of Odyssey. Mayor Tea Ess had promised Connie G. that she would become a Moderator of the Town of Odyssey. However, Connie G. did not receive Moderator powers, but rather
Connie received them. This Connie joined Monday Mar 20, 2006 and has not been seen since Tue Mar 28, 2006. The People of the Town of Odyssey recognize that it is Catspaw's responsibility to distribute Moderator powers to those who Mayor Tea Ess chose to become Moderators of the Town of Odyssey. In that regard, the People of the Town of Odyssey recognize that Catspaw fufilled her duties without fail, but it was the fault of Mayor Tea Ess that Catspaw was given the wrong username. Mayor Tea Ess also failed to ensure that the people he chose received their full Moderator powers.
Wherefore Mayor Tea Ess, by such conduct, has demonstrated that he has failed the Town of Odyssey. Mayor Tea Ess thus warrants impeachment and trial, and removal from office.
The Tea must be spilled.
#SpillTheTea
Signatures of the People of the Town of Odyssey:
Pengwin, snubs, Monty, Kaida, 321tumbler, Eugene, Danadelfos, Connie G.