58 Reasons To Love John Avery Whittaker
58 Reasons To Love John Avery Whittaker
1. He owns an Ice Cream shop.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
2. All them corny jokes smh
I have learned to kiss the wave that throws me against the rock of ages. ~C.H. Spurgeon

hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin

hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
4. He doesn't talk down to people.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
5. He is steadfast in his faith.
snubs is not dumb as he really is very smart. — Bmuntz

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6. He doesn't compromise his beliefs.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
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- Smile for the camera
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7. He made the Imagination Station!
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8. He tells the best stories.
snubs is not dumb as he really is very smart. — Bmuntz

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10. He founded a gang of do-gooders.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
11. His kids wow Jason
I have learned to kiss the wave that throws me against the rock of ages. ~C.H. Spurgeon

hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin

hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
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- Tallying up
- Posts: 126
- Joined: December 2016
- Location: I'm not quite sure yet
12. His Raspberry Ripple is superb.
13. He is a fantastic listener.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
15. He has had his share of troubles and he uses them to teach others.

16. "Mad Scientist Time."
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
18. He has connections to magazine editors in Africa. (And other connections to just about every other corner of the world).
Katrina Meltsner talking to Katrina Shanks Video
(Pamela Hayden and Audrey Wasilewski face-off)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDHyEphRM4g
Yep. Using my signature for a shameless plug. But trust me. If I can be so arrogant, I think it'll be worth your time.
(Pamela Hayden and Audrey Wasilewski face-off)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDHyEphRM4g
Yep. Using my signature for a shameless plug. But trust me. If I can be so arrogant, I think it'll be worth your time.
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- Posts: 22682
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: A drawbridge over a lava pit with an axe conveniently off to the side
19. He held the NWA heavyweight championship for a brief time in the late 1930's.