Greetings and Salutations to One and All!
I come as the giver of joyful tidings. *unrolls script* With the courtesy of the ToO and the Town Council who remain your humble, servant-like-dictators, I extend an invitation to all ye worthy citizens of the ToO.
You are Invited
To what?
The Spring Social 
A black tie affair conducted in a separate closed forum. This honored hall in the ToO will be hosting a dance, a banquet, and numerous other activities.
When?
April 10th
Our doors will open on April 10th for all those who purchased a reservation.
How much?
Our rates are as follows:
$25 dollars for one single reservation
$20 dollars each if you bring a date (couples only)
$30 for late-comers with no reservation
We are encouraging that you bring a partner, as it’s only fair to warn you that a couple of the games (not all) will be for couples only. However, it is not required and everyone is welcome.
There will be plenty of things for you to do whether you have a partner or not. 
If you have any questions please ask.
***All proceeds will be donated to The Blackgaard Society for the Theatrically Inept and The Goodhope Society for the Mentally Absent.***
If you are attending with a partner, you must each fill out an RSVP form separately.
Name: ______________
{ } Attendance Pending
{ } Gladly Attend
{ } Regretfully Decline
{ } Resentfully Attend
{ } Enthusiastically Decline
{ } Will Decline To Respond But Ultimately Attend
{ } Will Attend Only If Invited To Be A Partner
{ } Attending Stag
{ } Attending With A Partner
Name of Partner: ______________
{ } Open To Partner, But Proud To Be Single If Otherwise
Please List A Song That Will Get You Dancing! ______________
**Please send all reservation funds to Edwin Blackgaard**
Sooo, I'm thinking two weeks or so. 
Also note, all the activities (except maybe one) will not require much commitment and will be very simple to be involved in. They also don't require daily participation.
Because I'm an introvert and two weeks of socialization is far too exhausting.
} Gladly Attend
