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Which is your favorite caption for Photo #6? (Condescending Wonka)

Poll ended at Mon May 14, 2012 11:11 am

AE, standing at the alter, stares deeply into the eyes of his beautiful bride, Joanne.(Who is rather embarrassed that he chose to wear a purple suit, flowery shirt, and large yellow bowtie to their wedding.)
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Oh, you like Joanne in real life? She only goes for internet relationships.
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Bowties are cool. ...I need a fez. And a ten-foot scarf.
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You like Joanne? You must be so physically mature.
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"Oh my, AE was right. Joanne is more delicious than a life-time supply of chocolate."
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Take the picture already!
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"I wonder if Joanne will fall for this look."
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I find peace in the fact that I look better than Johnny Depp.
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"Look at that silly Johnny Depp! He was funnier as a pirate."
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"You have 1,000 posts after being on the ToO for a month? Please tell me how you are not a spamming noob."
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So you've never been a mod? Tell me about how you'd be the best ever.
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10%
*sighs gleefully* "Which child shall I ruin the life of next?"
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5%
"Five year olds going to see Hunger Games. I remember when morphing into a giant blueberry was violent."
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19%
 
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The Creative Caption Contest!

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Brought to you by Team Sherwood! \:D/

Note: I will on a camping trip May fourth through the sixth, so KF will most likely be taking over the game for that weekend.

Here's how this will work ;) The CCC will be similar in its format to The Fun Game With No Name For It. We're going to run five rounds, meaning that there will be five opportunities to send in your captions. The first four rounds will be judged by the KF and I, the final round will consist of a poll.

A.) Look for the assigned photo in THIS thread.
B.) Think of a clever/hysterical/original caption for the photo
C.) Send your caption to both KF and I, mentioning the photo number.
Only one caption per ToOer per photo, please.
D.) We'll select the winner based on his/her hilarious caption (winners will receive $10 for their winning caption). The other entries will also be displayed for the enjoyment of all.

Let me know if you have any questions \:D/

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Sent mine in.
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This photo was rather hard for me to caption. :-k

I'd bet $10 that the winner will be some obscure Robin Hood or Doctor Who reference. K1 only can accept this. ;)
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American Eagle wrote:This photo was rather hard for me to caption. :-k

I'd bet $10 that the winner will be some obscure Robin Hood or Doctor Who reference. K1 only can accept this. ;)
:lol: it was rather hard for me to caption as well.
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I sent mine in!
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American Eagle wrote:This photo was rather hard for me to caption. :-k

I'd bet $10 that the winner will be some obscure Robin Hood or Doctor Who reference. K1 only can accept this. ;)
I don't think that he would be interested in something like that. ;)

but moving on \:D/

Yeah, this was really hard for me to caption. I couldn't think of anything "funny".. but whatever.
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American Eagle wrote:or Doctor Who reference.
I was so close. ;) Like the moment you're playing an Apples to Apples card and you have to decide whether you'd rather make everyone laugh at the entry, or pick one the judge will actually choose. \:D/
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When will the winners be announced?
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Well, sent mine in yesterday! \:D/ I don't think it won, though. :( Ah, oh well.
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this was a lame picture :x
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Marvin D. wrote:this was a lame picture :x
Anything you don't like is lame. xP

Oh, and all sentences addressed from a gentlemen to the female mayoral team member must be stated as Miss CoP Ma'am. \:D/
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I couldn’t make the deadline because it was biased against those who can’t get online over the weekend, so perhaps my entry will be accepted?
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bookworm, I said that the deadline would be Sunday night, but I haven't been online since Saturday afternoon, so all entries that were sent during that time period will be accepted ;)

ToOers, please remember to send your entries to both KF and I. It makes things much easier for our judging.

Aaaaaaand, we have our winner for Round #1! \:D/
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John explains to his brother that trench coats can be worn any place, not just in trenches.

Well done \:D/ Your money is on the way.

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Guy on the right: Honestly coach, I didn't hit him with a sledgehammer!
Guy on the left: It's fine, just go sit down on the bench.

"Dude, relax. I'll convince the nuns to drop the charges and I'll get your pony out of the impound lot!"

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"No, when I say, 'Bring Brian along'..."

Sorry, sir, playing music on plastic bottles in not classy enough for this orchestra.

Where are you going? Gimme the water, or you can't pass.

A man with a water bottle getting pushed by a man that looks like he's really fat!

"Look man, I already told you once, Joanne is off limits."

^ :hilarious:

"If you don't stop trying to pour water on me again, I'll break your other arm!"

"Dude, no. In order to enter, you gotta have two white arms."

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Nerd Wars: Episode 27: Attack of the Beige-Coats

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Thank you everyone for your entries! I'm quite pleased that so many people are participating \:D/

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I need to receive your entries for Round Two by Wednesday night. Have fun! :p
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Musical Shutterbug wrote:Nerd Wars: Episode 27: Attack of the Beige-Coats

^ Ah, that one is great, too \:D/

That was mine. O:)
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It was hilarious ;)

Everyone, feel free to claim your entries, if you would like :)
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Well, I think mine is self explanatory. :noway:
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"You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!"

Only thing I could think of. :P
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I'd rather not claim mine because it was lame. :(
"Look man, I already told you once, Joanne is off limits."
This one was the greatest. \:D/
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