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Welcome! The duel is about to begin
Topic set by Woody on Sat Apr 27 11:11:51 PDT 2013
11:12 +++ Woody has given op to bookworm
11:12 +++ Woody has taken op from Woody
11:13 <Woody>: =]
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11:19 <Blitz>: okay joined
11:19 <Woody>: Okay
11:20 <bookworm>: Shall we begin or do you require an audience?
11:20 <Woody>: Bookworm, declare the new score each time a successful attack is made
11:20 <bookworm>: Out of five, right?
11:20 <Blitz>: i don't know we don't really need one
11:20 <Woody>: Right
11:20 <Blitz>: isn't it the winner has to have five
11:21 <bookworm>: I believe the first to be hit five times loses
11:21 <bookworm>: Or the first to hit five times wins
11:21 <bookworm>: If you prefer
11:21 <Woody>: You can change the topic, bookworm, if you like
THE DUEL IS STARTING!!!!!!!!!
Topic set by bookworm on Sat Apr 27 11:21:22 PDT 2013
11:21 Woody prepares
11:21 <bookworm>: BEGIN!
11:21 Blitz strikes the ground around woody through him off balance
11:22 Blitz strikes at woody
11:22 <bookworm>: TIME OUT!
11:22 <bookworm>: Question
11:22 Woody jumps at just the right moment, towards Blitz
11:22 <Woody>: Okay
11:22 <Blitz>: k
11:22 <bookworm>: Am I determining the sucess of all actions, or only hits?
11:22 <bookworm>: Ex: throwing you off balance
11:22 <Woody>: Sure
11:22 <Blitz>: yeah
11:22 <bookworm>: And if so, that is only a sucessful prep, yes? Not a hit that would be one of the 5
11:23 <Woody>: But with those, we get to have a chance to stop it
11:23 <Woody>: yes
11:23 <bookworm>: Ah
11:23 <Blitz>: yes it is succesfully prep
11:23 <Blitz>: you have to decide now whether i killed him or not
11:23 Woody prepares
11:23 <bookworm>: Get ready...
11:23 <Blitz>: because he is supposed to be off balance
11:23 <Woody>: I jumped
11:23 <Woody>: Just FYI
11:23 <bookworm>: RESUME!
11:24 Blitz creates a feild of lighning around woody
11:24 Woody fills up the pure H2O pool
11:24 <bookworm>: Woody jumps just at the time of impact, avoiding the strike and maintaining balance
11:24 Woody uses his lightning rod
11:24 Woody strikes Blitz in his moment of weakness
11:24 <bookworm>: The lightning rod attracts the lighting, rendering the field ineffective
11:25 Blitz uses the water as a catalyst to zap woody
11:25 <Woody>: Sorry, pure H2O is NOT a conductor
11:25 Blitz bounces off the water and hits woody
11:25 Woody ducks out of the way, causing Blitz to hit the hard concrete floor
11:26 <Woody>: PAUSE
11:26 <Blitz>: okay
11:26 <Woody>: Bookworm needs to catch up with the decisions
11:26 <bookworm>: The lightning fizzles instead of conducting, Blitz is confused
11:26 <bookworm>: But regains composure in time to move aside
11:26 <bookworm>: Woody's hit misses
11:27 <Woody>: Resume?
11:27 <bookworm>: Woody then ducks from Blitz's hit, sending Blitz flying
11:27 <bookworm>: he stumbles, but does not hit the floor hard enough to lose a HP
11:27 <bookworm>: RESUME!
11:27 Blitz recovers and heads into the cloud to prepare
11:28 <bookworm>: Blitz is out of sight
11:28 Woody grabs his umbrella
11:28 Woody points it toward the cloud
11:28 Blitz goes through the umbrella
11:28 <bookworm>: Is it a metal handled umbrella?
11:28 <Woody>: Sorry, lightning-proof
11:28 Blitz zaps woody through the umbrella
11:28 <Woody>: Nope, plastic
11:29 <Woody>: I got it at ROSS!
11:29 <Woody>: =P
11:29 <Woody>: Nobody gets that joke, but it's okay
11:30 Woody grabs the lightning rod
11:30 Blitz head back up
11:30 Woody holds it just above the umbrella, concealed
11:30 Woody waits for Blitz to attack
11:30 Blitz slams the ground around woody
11:31 Blitz strikes woody when he is off ballance
11:31 Woody jumps at the same moment, sending him up to the cloud
11:31 Woody hides in the fluffyness
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11:31 <bookworm>: Sorry, didn't jump in time
11:31 <bookworm>: Woody stumbles
11:31 <Woody>: Anemone!
11:31 <bookworm>: and is off balance
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11:31 <bookworm>: lol
11:31 <Blitz>: so it is succesfull?
11:32 <bookworm>: Sucessfully threw him off blanace
11:32 <Woody>: The off balance is
11:32 <bookworm>: Haven't hit him yet
11:32 Blitz strikes woody
11:32 <Woody>: But not the attack, nessacerily
11:32 <bookworm>: right
11:32 <Blitz>: or zaps
11:32 <Woody>: You already did that, Blitz
11:32 <bookworm>: The zap hits! Woody goes to 4 HP!
11:32 <bookworm>: First blood
11:32 <Blitz>: then it would be an attack
11:32 Woody was still holding the lightning rod...
11:32 <bookworm>: (since we're on the Prince Caspian reference track)
11:32 Blitz returns to the cloads
11:33 <bookworm>: He hit you from below, so it didn't attract him
11:33 Woody wonders what a cload is
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11:33 <Woody>: Ah
11:33 Woody grabs another lightning rod, holding it down low
11:33 <Blitz>: lighting rod do not work on people because it goes through the lighting bolt and goes to the ground on a house
11:33 Blitz strikes woody on the head
11:33 <bookworm>: That's a good point
11:33 <bookworm>: Are you bare heanded Woody?
11:33 Woody had the umbrella
11:34 <bookworm>: handed*
11:34 <Woody>: No
11:34 <Blitz>: and on a person it would just go to them
11:34 <Woody>: I am wearing my gloves =D
11:34 <bookworm>: Well he hit you directly this time, so it doesn't matter
11:34 Woody fastens his lightning rod to a mini house next to him
11:35 Woody holds his umbrella toward the cloud
11:35 <bookworm>: cload
11:35 Woody grabs a nearby cat and throws it at the cloud
11:35 Blitz uses his storm cloud to create flood and uses the water to electrify woody and his house
11:36 Woody prepares the ark
11:36 <bookworm>: The water begins rising, but Blitz gets too eager and zaps before it is high enough to hit Woody
11:36 <bookworm>: It was an impressive light show though
11:36 Woody floats up to the cloub in his ark
11:36 <Blitz>: okay so what exactly are we at
11:36 <Blitz>: 5 to 4 or three
11:36 <bookworm>: You have all 5 HP, Woody is at 4
11:37 Woody strikes Blitz in his weakness
11:37 Blitz move his cloud
11:37 Woody got you before
11:37 Blitz uses cloud to cloud lightning to electry woody
11:37 <Woody>: bookworm?
11:37 <bookworm>: Blitz is regrouping from the previous failed strike, Woody hits!
11:37 <bookworm>: 4-4
11:38 <Woody>: Yes!
11:38 Woody 's ark is equipped with a lightning rod
11:38 <bookworm>: Blitz then electrifies the could, which since Woody is enveloped in it is very effective
11:38 <bookworm>: Hit! Woody 3HP
11:38 <Blitz>: yeah
11:38 Blitz moves
11:38 Woody jumps down
11:38 Woody lands safely
11:39 Woody grabs a firework and aims it at the cloud
11:39 Woody light it
11:39 <Woody>: *lights
11:39 <Woody>: It fires!
11:39 Blitz cause heavy down burst
11:39 <bookworm>: The firework is flying so fast it simply passes through the cloud
11:39 <bookworm>: Explodes into pretty colors a little ways away
11:39 Woody gets into the ark
11:40 Blitz moves again
11:40 Woody thinks it is the 4th of July
11:40 Blitz flood the ground destroying all fireworks
11:40 <bookworm>: All fireworks are soggy and ruined
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11:41 Blitz electrifies the ark through the water
11:41 Woodstock sets off a barrage of fireworks
11:41 <bookworm>: Character change 1 of 2
11:41 <Blitz>: sogy
11:42 <Blitz>: soogy
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11:42 <Woodstock>: That wasn't right, though
11:42 <Blitz>: fire works make no fire
11:42 <Woodstock>: I had to join with this nick because Woody was still here
11:42 *** Woodstock is now known as Woody
11:42 <bookworm>: The ark is wooden, so it does not electrify
11:42 <Blitz>: oh....
11:42 <bookworm>: The fireworks are soggy, so they do not light
11:42 <Blitz>: Wait trees electify
11:43 <Blitz>: hmm
11:43 <Woody>: So does the name change count?
11:43 <bookworm>: Because they are touching the ground, I think
11:43 <bookworm>: The ark is floating
11:43 <bookworm>: No, it wasn't then Woody
11:43 <Blitz>: brb so please pause
11:43 <bookworm>: TIME OUT!
11:43 <Woody>: Good
11:43 <Woody>: This is fun!
11:44 <bookworm>: How am I doing?
11:44 <Woody>: GREAT!
11:44 <bookworm>: Good
11:44 <Woody>: This is even better than I pictured
11:46 <Blitz>: back
11:46 Woody prepares lightning rods
11:46 <Blitz>: yep only wee need a few people watching
11:46 <Woody>: All along the top of the ark
11:46 Blitz electifies through the water
11:46 <bookworm>: RESUME!
11:47 <bookworm>: The water electrifies, but again Woody is in an ark, so it doesn't reach him
11:47 Blitz zaps the ark through the water
11:47 Woody grabs a canister of Carbon Monoxide, and hurls it at Blitz
11:47 <Woody>: It explodes near him
11:47 Blitz rains heavily to cover it up
11:48 <Woody>: Um... you can't rain to cover up gas
11:48 <bookworm>: Blitz has strings of lightning sparking all over, so one inadvertantly hits the can
11:48 <bookworm>: Because of the magnitude of the explosion, ironcially, his lightning lighnings himself
11:48 <bookworm>: 3-3!
11:48 <Woody>: I only have until noon...
11:49 <bookworm>: I only have a little bit too
11:49 Blitz rains on woody's ark till it begins to sink
11:49 <bookworm>: Do better moves you two!
11:49 <bookworm>:
11:49 Woody prepare the animal catapult
11:49 <Woody>: *prepares
11:49 Woody starts with a chimpanzee
11:49 <bookworm>: The rain starts flooding the deck, slowly pushing the ark down
11:49 Blitz electfies the chimpanzee and send it down
11:49 <bookworm>: But it is taking a long time because it is so bouyant
11:50 <Blitz>: at his caterpult
11:50 <bookworm>: The chimpanzee is electrified
11:50 <bookworm>: Falls into water
11:50 Woody scoots out of the way
11:50 Woody watches the electrified water
11:50 <Woody>: Ha!
11:50 <Blitz>: wait the ark is not manuverable
11:51 Woody shoots the elephant next
11:51 <Woody>: Why not?
11:51 <bookworm>: No it's not, but a chimp is so small he avoided it without moving
11:51 <bookworm>: Because there's no rudder
11:51 <Woody>: There isn't?
11:51 Blitz electrifies the elephant and sends it down at the ark
11:51 <bookworm>: I don't think so
11:51 <Blitz>: no there isn't
11:51 <bookworm>: The elephant is electrified
11:51 <bookworm>: I hope ASPCA isn't watching this
11:51 <bookworm>: It falls toward the ark
11:51 Woody jumps on the plane
11:52 Woody takes off
11:52 <bookworm>: Woody jumps out of the way just in time, so he doesn't get hit
11:52 <bookworm>: but it crashed throught the deck and sinks the ark
11:52 Blitz attack the plane with a barrage of lighting and engulf it in his cloud
11:52 Woody shoots a few missiles Blitz's way
11:52 Woody pulls up
11:52 Woody prepares the nuclear bomb
11:53 Blitz zaps the missles and shoots them back
11:53 Woody drops the bomb
11:53 <bookworm>: The lightning hits the plane, but it is insulated so no damage
11:53 Blitz moves
11:53 <Woody>: Just as it hits the cloud, Woody detonates it
11:53 <bookworm>: Blitz zaps the missiles, rendering them useless
11:54 <bookworm>: The bomb explodes, hitting Woody because he's above it but missing Blitz because he moved
11:54 <bookworm>: Not sure what Woody was thinking there
11:54 <bookworm>: 2-3!
11:54 <Blitz>: sucide by woody
11:54 <Woody>: >=[
11:54 <bookworm>: Indeed
11:54 <bookworm>: It was a tiny nuke though
11:54 <bookworm>: so it only damaged him, not killed
11:54 Woody changes his strategy
11:55 *** Woody is now known as Gandalf_the_White
11:55 Blitz laughs
11:55 <bookworm>: Character change 1 of 2
11:55 <bookworm>: for real this time
11:55 <Blitz>: how do you change names
11:55 <bookworm>: '/nick NEWNAME'
11:55 <Gandalf_the_White>: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
11:55 *** Blitz is now known as thor
11:55 <bookworm>: Thor is agaisnt the rules I believe
11:56 <Gandalf_the_White>: Which means I win!
11:56 <thor>: well gandalf is also pretty much invicible
11:56 <bookworm>: A win by default isn't fun
11:56 <thor>: and the rules said no invicible charcaters
11:56 <bookworm>: He's powerful, but not invincible
11:56 <bookworm>: He died in the first movie
11:56 <Gandalf_the_White>: Okay, I won, but we keep going for fun
11:56 *** thor is now known as saruman
11:56 <bookworm>: Ooh, interesting
11:56 <Gandalf_the_White>: Okay?
11:56 <bookworm>: Wizard duel
11:57 <bookworm>: We should let him go with a warning and continue
11:57 <Gandalf_the_White>: Saruman! Do not conform to Sauron!
11:57 <Gandalf_the_White>: You are a shadow of what you were!
11:57 saruman levitates him into the air smacking him into the roof
11:57 Gandalf_the_White shoots off a round of magic white spheres at saruman
11:58 Gandalf_the_White reminds Saruman that we are outside
11:58 saruman block them with his cane
11:58 <bookworm>: Gandalf hits the roof hard
11:58 <bookworm>: 1 HP!
11:58 <Gandalf_the_White>: There is no roof. >_>
11:58 <bookworm>: Oh yeah, you're not in the Tower
11:58 <bookworm>:
11:58 <Gandalf_the_White>: We're outside, remember?
11:58 <Gandalf_the_White>: Haha
11:58 <bookworm>: You hit a randomly passing plane
11:58 Gandalf_the_White has 2 min
11:58 <bookworm>: 1-3
11:58 <bookworm>: Saruman is hit by magic spheres
11:58 <bookworm>: 1-2!
11:59 Gandalf_the_White jumps onto Shadowfax
11:59 Gandalf_the_White charges with an outstrecthed spear
11:59 saruman controls shadow fax making him jump over a cliff
11:59 <Gandalf_the_White>: Not possible
11:59 <saruman>: he can controll about anything
11:59 <Gandalf_the_White>: This is Shadowfax, the king of horses!
11:59 <saruman>: remeber riders of rohan
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12:00 <Gandalf_the_White>: Shadowfax is no ordinary horse
12:00 <saruman>: okay
12:00 <Gandalf_the_White>: Pause
12:00 saruman levites Shadow into a pit
12:00 <bookworm>: TIME OUT!
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12:00 <saruman>: k
12:00 <saruman>: hey sammy
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12:00 <Sam>: Did I miss it?
12:00 <saruman>: hey as
12:00 <bookworm>: It's almost over!
12:01 <Aftershocker>: Hey
12:01 <bookworm>: Woody 1HP Blitz 2HP
12:01 <saruman>: just about we are down to 3 to 1
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12:01 <bookworm>: It's been a close match
12:01 <saruman>: o 2to one
12:01 <saruman>: hey
12:01 Gandalf_the_White grabs a ledge as Shadowfax falls into the pit =[
12:01 <Sam>: Ah.... Sorry I missed it...
12:01 <bookworm>: RESUME!
12:01 saruman blows away the ledge
12:01 <bookworm>: Shadowfax is in the pit
12:01 <bookworm>: But Gandalf is safe
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12:01 Gandalf_the_White has already leviated off the ledge
12:02 saruman shots a majic bolt at gandalf knocking him in
12:02 Gandalf_the_White dodges
12:02 <bookworm>: Dodge sucessful
12:02 Gandalf_the_White calls the Ents in!
12:02 <bookworm>: Ents come in
12:02 <saruman>: no fair
12:02 <bookworm>: They bumble around
12:02 <bookworm>: not doing much
12:02 Gandalf_the_White rouses their anger at Tree-Killer!
12:03 Gandalf_the_White lights some pine cones on fire
12:03 Gandalf_the_White throws them at Saruman
12:03 saruman burst the dam drowning gandalf and safely levitates himself into the air
12:03 <bookworm>: The pinecones miss and fall back to earth, lighting several Ents on fire
12:03 <bookworm>: Enraged, they attack Gandalf
12:03 <bookworm>: He has no hope
12:03 <bookworm>: 0HP!
12:03 Gandalf_the_White runs
12:04 <saruman>: yes
12:04 <bookworm>: That was a pretty epic ending
12:04 <bookworm>: mauled by Ents
12:04 <bookworm>:
12:04 Gandalf_the_White calls in the Eagles to carry him away safely
12:04 <Aftershocker>: So, who won?
12:04 <saruman>: joy is Mine
BLITZ HAS WON!
Topic set by bookworm on Sat Apr 27 12:04:41 PDT 2013
12:04 <Gandalf_the_White>: On her consent, that is.
12:04 <bookworm>: Indeed
12:04 <Aftershocker>:
12:05 <Gandalf_the_White>: The prize will be Joy's hand in marriage, on consent of both parties(Joy and the winner)
12:05 <Gandalf_the_White>: Ha!
12:05 <saruman>: well I already married her technically
12:05 <bookworm>: I will be posting a transcript of the epic duel on the ToO for those who came late
12:05 <Gandalf_the_White>: I have successfully freed Joy, through trickery!
12:05 <saruman>: yeah right gandalf wouldn't
12:05 <Gandalf_the_White>: My goal has been acheived
12:05 <saruman>: saruman is greater than gandalf
12:05 <bookworm>: :O
12:06 <Gandalf_the_White>: Gandalf tricks people
12:06 <Gandalf_the_White>: How 'bout the trolls?
12:06 <Gandalf_the_White>: NAY!
12:06 <saruman>: in trickery
12:06 Gandalf_the_White just killed some Ents and nuked himself by accident
12:06 <bookworm>: Yeah, really the loss was your fault
12:06 <bookworm>: You should have thought things through more
12:07 <Gandalf_the_White>: =P
12:07 <Sam>: Who is who?
12:07 *** Gandalf_the_White is now known as Woody
12:07 <saruman>: yeah so you really arn't good at it
12:07 <Woody>: But, Joy is still free
12:07 <saruman>: no she isn't I won
12:07 <Sam>: So Joy continues to be married to Blitzy? I am confused..
12:07 <Woody>: I set it up so she would be either way
12:07 <saruman>: yes she would
12:07 <saruman>: will
12:07 <Woody>: No, because she will not consent
12:07 <Woody>: Quote of the match:
12:08 <Woody>: The prize will be Joy's hand in marriage, on consent of both parties(Joy and the winner)
12:08 <Woody>: So HA!
12:08 <saruman>: but she is already married to me
12:08 <Woody>: My mission is complete
12:08 <saruman>: so I don't need her hand in marriage again
12:08 <saruman>: the only real thing was to get you off the scene
12:08 <Woody>: But, you were divoriced before the duel per my friends in the government
12:08 *** saruman is now known as conquestor
12:09 <conquestor>: no we weren't
12:09 <Woody>: So you are no longer married, and Joy is single
12:09 <conquestor>: BOOKWORM
12:09 <Woody>: Yes you were
12:09 <bookworm>: Yes?
12:09 <Woody>: I have to go
12:09 <conquestor>: a little help
12:09 <Woody>: I'm 9 minutes overtime
12:09 <bookworm>: Don't look at me, I have no idea what's going on
12:09 <conquestor>: seeyay
12:09 <bookworm>: I just modded the duel
12:09 <bookworm>: Bye Woody!
12:09 <conquestor>: bye Woody
12:09 *** Woody quit (Quit: Joy is FREE!)
12:09 <Sam>: Bye Woodster.
12:09 <Sam>: ...LATE... -_-
12:10 <bookworm>: A transcript will be posted for late commers, if you want to see what you missed
12:10 <Sam>: I would like that very much, thanks, Bookworm. =]
12:10 <bookworm>: I will go do that then, it should be up in a few minutes
12:11 <bookworm>: Bye, all
12:11 <conquestor>: bye
12:11 <bookworm>: Congratulations Blitz
12:11 <conquestor>: thanks