"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
Ok, so this has been in multiple places, so why not again here as well? (if it's not already here,) But ANYWAY. So it goes like this, if you're not aware.
First person: Abigail
Second: Brianna
Third: Celia
And so on, so forth. I think you have the point...
SO
Adelaide **THUS starts it!**
"It doesn't matter what you believe, it matters what is true."
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
STOP.
This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Hey! I said not to read this.
Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.