Oh, but you also can haz questions? I suppose I shall try to answer them for you.
Anything that I can see via my computer screen that you've done works! Can you write? Send a poem or story! If you can't put two sentences together, you can sing, create a skit, swallow swords, eat cockroaches, play an instrument, yodel, or whatever you think you can do that shows that you think you've got talent.I think I can haz talent, but just what do you call talent?
That's simple--once you're done with it and have a way to show it to me--whether by photo, video, text, so forth--just PM it to me with the subject "And You Think You've Got Talent Entry".But how do you see my talent--I dun wanna be the only person seeing it!
After some time (more on that later), a poll will be made with the various entrees. Then, there'll be some time to vote for the talented entries, and then we'll have a winner.How can I stand a chance to win in the talent show?
A job well done. Get lost. Oookkkaaay...so maybe there's more. First place gets $100 and the first place trophy, second place gets $50 and the second place trophy, and $25 and the third place trophy for third placeZOMG, WUT DA WINNER WIN?
Nope! Otherwise there wouldn't be the hair pulling when voting time comes around because you can't choose which entry looks the best (besides your own, of course). Of course, we can't be sure, so honesty counts!So dat means I can vote for me?
You have until July 20 to submit your entry to me. On that day (or maybe the next), I'll put up the poll, and you can start voting.Now I can go show that I can haz talent? How long can I have?
Then ask me!But I haz more questions!