Ok, Here's The Three Entries:
Entry 1 wrote:
The was this really dumb guy working at a lollipop store. So I customer comes in and ask "How much are your lollipops?" "uh I don't know" So he goes and ask the manager and the manager says "50 cents!"
Soon another customer comes in and says "How much are your lollipops" "uh 50 cents" "Are they any good?" "uh I don't know" So he goes and ask the manager and the manager says "yes yes very good indeed!"
Soon another customer comes in and ask "how much are your lollipops" "uh 50 cents" "are they any good?" "yes yes very good indeed!" "Should I buy one?" "uh I don't know?" So he goes and ask the manager and the manager says "Yes yes before anyone else does!"
A little later a robber comes in and ask "How much is in your cash registrar?" "Uh 50 cents" "Should I rob you?" "yes yes very good indeed!" "do you want me to shoot you?" "yes yes before anyone else does!"
Entry 2 wrote:A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Entry 3 wrote:Two hunters were out in the woods when one of them falls right to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy quickly gets out his cell phone and calls 9-11. He screams into the phone, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."
There was a silence, then a gunshot. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?"
The Poll ends in a week.
