Justin Bieber’s new haircut

[Trixie Belden]

But ya know, that will add a crime to his squeaky clean record!

Let's not forget him flipping off the reporters. Ooh, Justin, you've been bad lately!

[Lee]

Wow. That is funny. I do feel bad for him though... imagine not being able to leave your room because people would riot if you came out. O.o

[bookworm]

Arrested for his protection...

Celebrities aren’t arrested for protection, they’re put under police supervision.
If that’s what they meant then it makes more sense, but that was a poor word choice by the writer.


I’m going to try structuring future reports as follows:
I’ll compile the news as I hear it and post a report with numerous stories once a week, probably on Wednesdays. So you’ll get a weekly synopsis instead of ‘as it happens’ bulletins. (Because we don’t want to be completely flooded with Justin. )
Unless of course something big breaks, in which case I will post a stand alone breaking news bulletin.

[Musical Shutterbug]

You should be paid for this job.

[bookworm]

Well I’m not actually doing anything I would describe as ‘work’ right now. I hear about this stuff without trying. (As I said, Bieber is everywhere.)
But you’re always free to donate if you find this entertaining enough.

[Joanne]

this is crazy!!!

Thank you for supplying my weekly rant material Bookworm.

[bookworm]

Not a problem.
It gets better. (I already have two interesting stories for the next one. )

[Steve]

Creepy as it may seem, I have a painting in my bathroom by someone named Connie Bieber. It's dated 1987, and is titled The Way Home. Maybe it came from one of Justin's relatives! Maybe I could make billions of dollars off it!

[Joanne]

where is our news Bookworm??? I can't wait any longer!!

[bookworm]

where is our news Bookworm??? I can't wait any longer!!

I said on Wednesdays! Be patient!

[Joanne]

where is our news Bookworm??? I can't wait any longer!!

I said on Wednesdays! Be patient!

I can't be!! This is Justin Bieber we are talking about!!

[bookworm]

Weekly Bieber Bulletin:


It seems that after that paparazzi incident The Biebs is trying to restore his role model image. While staying in Dublin during his tour he ordered the hotel to close the bar.
Now, I don’t get this. First of all, how does he have authority over the hotel? He’s their customer. Second, since it’s described as a mini-bar, does that mean it was in his room? If so, then I understand. But the article seems to indicate that it was the hotel bar. So in other words, Justin declared that no one in the entire hotel could access the bar, and the hotel complied. That seems way out of line. Like I said, if it’s in your room then you have a right to control it. But if it’s a hotel bar, just don’t go to it! You can’t say no one else can. If it bothers him that much, why didn’t he just stay at a different hotel anyway?


Also while in Dublin, Bieber stole his guitarist’s phone and identity. Pretending to be Dan Kanter he tweeted that he had resigned. He then tweeted from his own Twitter that it was because Dan would “never be forgiven” for the “horrible” thing he did. Fans were shocked and stuff until Justin’s director revealed it was just a prank. Apparently everyone forgave him and had a big laugh. If it were me, I doubt I would have found that funny. But then, I doubt I would be a guitarist for Justin Bieber.


Justin’s movie Never Say Never has topped Michael Jackson! That’s right, The Biebs beat out the King of Pop! Does that make him the new king?


JB is joining some other artists in a compilation album to raise money for Japan. At first this seems like ‘Aw, how nice of him’ but upon further thought I’m not so sure. Raising money through sales of an album? Is that really an admirable endeavor? The amount raised would depend on how many people actually buy the thing. If he or any of the other artists want to guarantee money for Japan, why don’t they just donate it from their personal funds? Even if this album sells millions of copies and sends thousands of dollars to Japan, Justin and the others didn’t actually send anything. All the money is from the customers.


Is it just me or does Selena Gomez seem a little ashamed about dating Justin? She doesn’t seem to want to admit it.


If you somehow haven’t heard of Rebecca Black by now, she’s a teenage girl who has become famous (or perhaps infamous) for her Friday music video. That’s a whole different subject so I won’t get into it here. But the reason I bring her up is because on Good Morning America she said she was a big Belieber and asked Justin to sing a duet with her. It will be interesting to see if anything comes of that.
The article made one comment that I found rather amusing. It said “The pop ditty has led some to liken her to JB and others have not been as kind, attacking her song for the lyrics as well as her singing ability.”
Have not been as kind? Depending on your view, likening her to JB may be a worse insult.


We know Justin at least saw her music video, because he tweeted a response to it. It’s unclear if he was making fun of it, or just reacting. It’s also unclear if his comment was a veiled rejection of Rebecca’s duet plea, or an unrelated response. He has yet to make an official announcement about whether or not he will comply. He may not have even heard about it.


And lastly, The Biebs made an ‘appearance’ on Monday’s episode of Wheel of Fortune. (see 4:37)

[Lee]

Whoa. You covered a LOT of topics there! I would SO love to see a duet with him and that other... um.... singer girl. We all need some amusement.

[American Eagle]

It seems that after that paparazzi incident The Biebs is trying to restore his role model image. While staying in Dublin during his tour he ordered the hotel to close the bar.
Now, I don’t get this. First of all, how does he have authority over the hotel? He’s their customer. Second, since it’s described as a mini-bar, does that mean it was in his room? If so, then I understand. But the article seems to indicate that it was the hotel bar. So in other words, Justin declared that no one in the entire hotel could access the bar, and the hotel complied. That seems way out of line. Like I said, if it’s in your room then you have a right to control it. But if it’s a hotel bar, just don’t go to it! You can’t say no one else can. If it bothers him that much, why didn’t he just stay at a different hotel anyway?

Wow, I'm finally on Justin's side. If the hotel is willing to put away all alcohol at his request, I commend them.

[bookworm]

If the hotel is willing to put away all alcohol at his request, I commend them.

Really?
Just because one kid doesn’t want it, no one can have any? It’s an admirable personal choice, but it goes too far in prohibiting everyone.
He can’t even drink if he wanted to, he’s 17.

Edit:

I did some checking and finally found a fuller story on this.
My first impression was correct, the minibar was in his room.
In light of this information, I must say I too am on his side of this one.
Although, in light of this information, I don’t see why this is newsworthy. He just closed the bar in his room. That’s… something any guest can do. Your room, your choice.

[Joanne]

Biebs will never cease to amaze me... Thanks for the update Bookworm!

[Taps]

Are the rumors true that Justin Beiber is

Gay?

[ric]

Are the rumors true that Justin Beiber is

Gay?

No.

Lemme tell you something. In pop culture, everyone thinks everyone is gay. Not that many actually are.

[Taps]

Are the rumors true that Justin Beiber is

Gay?

No.

Lemme tell you something. In pop culture, everyone thinks everyone is gay. Not that many actually are.

Thats what I figured. Wasn't sure though Thanks Ric!

[Steve]

Are the rumors true that Justin Beiber is

Gay?

No.

Lemme tell you something. In pop culture, everyone thinks everyone is gay. Not that many actually are.

Thats what I figured. Wasn't sure though Thanks Ric!

Yeah, some idiot in middle school probably used that as a joke to get a girl to like him.