The Facial Hair Topic!

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Do you (yes, YOU!) have facial hair?

No, I am a girl.
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45%
Yes, I am a bearded woman.
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2%
No, I am a bearded woman who shaves.
3
5%
No, I am incapable of growing facial hair.
2
3%
No, I prefer to be clean-shaven.
12
19%
No, I would like to, but am not permitted by work/school/parents.
1
2%
Yes, I have a mustache.
2
3%
Yes, I have a goatee.
1
2%
Yes, I have a Van Dyke.
0
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Yes, I have a Van Dyke.
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No votes
Yes, I have a beard.
1
2%
Yes, I have a beard and mustache.
1
2%
I don't know.
0
No votes
What is facial hair?
1
2%
Facial hair is evil and corrupt.
4
6%
I don't know, but plan to now that TTC has inspired me.
5
8%
 
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That way you can have two wives. One on either side! \:D/
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Yes, because, while facial hair has a dubious reputation polygamy is totally okay.
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#-o I have such a history with polygamy jokes it's not even funny.

And facial hair is reserved for lumberjacks and bushmen. :x Are you a lumberjack or bushman? Huh???
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It needs a special brush. :yes:

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I have a couple friends with epic beards:
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David Crowder-Man with the coolest beard ever.
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Mark Waldrop-plays guitar with David Crowder.
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Plays drums with David Crowder and Mark Waldrop.

Best facial haired band ever. \:D/
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he/him | a little stinker.
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Those poor souls, too poor to afford razors. :( We must help them so that they may join society like the rest of us.
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*cough* There are exceptions to every rule, I suppose. My dad has a mustache. (Which, FYI, is better than Jesus' beard. Just saying.) And I didn't realize Jesus was a fan of dinosaurs.
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Of course he's a fan of dinosaurs, he created them. :x

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