Eat the Couch Belonging to the User Above You

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Steve
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Eat the Couch Belonging to the User Above You

Post by Steve »

Unfortunately, I have no one's couch to eat as of this post. :(

But I'm sure you all know exactly what to do!
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American Eagle
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Post by American Eagle »

*eats Steve's couch*

Tastes like a pillow to me. :-k
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Whitty Whit
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Post by Whitty Whit »

*eats AE's couch*

*feels rather comfortable*
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Lee
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Post by Lee »

This is a really strange topic...

*chomps*

Delicious couch!
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\:D/
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ric
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Post by ric »

*eats lee's couch*

Lee: What are you doing?
Pip: Mmph. Sorry. Can't talk now, a little down in the mouth.


badump chhhh
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Buzz

Post by Buzz »

*eat's Pip's couch*

Ooh! There's a whole popcorn box in the cushions! Yippy!
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Woody
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Post by Woody »

*Eats BobbyCow's couch*

Ah! It's poisoned! :blah:
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Steve
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Post by Steve »

Eats Skakespeare's couch

Ok, don't leave pens in the coushions.
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Amethystic
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Post by Amethystic »

*eats Steve's couch*

Eh, I prefer my couches a bit more aged. Also, it could've used some barbecue stains.
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The Kings Daughter
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Post by The Kings Daughter »

*eats Amy's couch*

Gross, do you know that David Tennant's and your initials burned into the cusions tastes nasty? :( Besides, he got married two months ago. \:D/
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Woody
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Post by Woody »

*Eats TKD's couch*

Do I have to eat this money I found in the cushions too? I'd kind of like to keep it...
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Steve
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Post by Steve »

Eats Shakespeare's other couch, because I already ate one! \:D/

Thank you for removing the pens. Now let's talk about these old DVDs.
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Knight Fisher
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Post by Knight Fisher »

*Eats Steve's couch*

Next person gets to eat my Youth Group Couch.
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Steve
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Post by Steve »

Booyah! *Eats Youth-Group Couch"

Okay. That was disgusting, but since there are younger members on this board, I'll cut out the completely nauseating parts.

First there was:

Then there was:

And finally there was:

Okay, so it was all disgusting. Don't eat Youth-Group Couches, kids."
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Knight Fisher
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Post by Knight Fisher »

Eats Steve's couch. Oooh, quarter! \:D/

Uh, Taps. You might want to get Steve to the ER. Fast. Think disgusting+slightly retro color+ old food in it.
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Woody
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Post by Woody »

*Eats Knight Fisher's couch* OW! You left an arrow in there!!!
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Knight Fisher
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Post by Knight Fisher »

They call me Robin Hood for a reason. :-

Eats Woody's couch. Money!
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The Mysterious
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Post by The Mysterious »

Eats Knight Fisher's couch.

Tastes reallly badddd...
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Monty_Whittaker
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Post by Monty_Whittaker »

Eats mysterious' couch.
TOO much cat fur!
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The Mysterious
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Post by The Mysterious »

Eat Monty's couch.

Hey my brain hurts! Too much video games in this couch. It must be enchanted! I see Mario, Wario, Bowser...
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