For JAKE The Wedding Bells Toll
- Marvin D.
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All the better then
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Camillafan, what a letter! Did you actually send it to him??
she did send it to me
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That would be a surprise...
- Marvin D.
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Of course it is!
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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May I just point out how cruel this is? Honestly, we're Americans! We don't force people into marrige here And Jake is underage, anyways
(If Josh says something about living in Africa and not America, I will kill him )
(If Josh says something about living in Africa and not America, I will kill him )
*insert provocative quote here*
- Marvin D.
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I'll define an American for you from the average person's view here: Rich and fat.
Happy?
AND THIS IS AFRICA, MECRY! GET IT RIGHT!
Happy?
AND THIS IS AFRICA, MECRY! GET IT RIGHT!
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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If it is Africa there has to be an expensive dowry of about 1000 dollars and I don't have that
- Knight Fisher
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I'm sure Josh would be happy to put up the dowry for you.
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- Marvin D.
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Noo, since the bride isn't from here, so HAH!
*proceeds with wedding*
*proceeds with wedding*
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Then I'm not an average American, cuz I'm not richGaius wrote:I'll define an American for you from the average person's view here: Rich and fat.
Happy?
AND THIS IS AFRICA, MECRY! GET IT RIGHT!
*facepalm*
*insert provocative quote here*
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And I'm not the average american either, because I'm not rich or fat.
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I was going to mention my weight, but then I decided against it
*insert provocative quote here*
CammillaFan wrote:Good! Who's handling the invites? Cause I can, even though I'm the bride. Also, Rae, send me a link to the flowers ya picked out. I want to see if they're the right thing for me! Have you picked a dress? Who's my flower girl? And I need a list of the brides-maids. Also, who ya got picked out for Jakie dears best men. I need a list of everything, including church, cake and reception hall. We have to be ready. Rae, are you handling all the details, or shall I? And who's writing up the list of people I need to send invites to? And who's officiating it? If you can give me the info soon, that'd be great. We need to get organized! You have to, Jake, darling. It has all been arranged. My sister is a lovely person. Please change your mind. We'll never get along like this. I don't think I could bear it if you didn't love me!
Waitttt... Waittt. Wait. We have to pick out the dresssss!!!
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- Marvin D.
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Prsht, I know. It's a stereotype. JUST LIKE YOU ALL THINK I EAT WORMS AND LIONS!Musical Shutterbug wrote:Then I'm not an average American, cuz I'm not richGaius wrote:I'll define an American for you from the average person's view here: Rich and fat.
Happy?
AND THIS IS AFRICA, MECRY! GET IT RIGHT!
*facepalm*
YES YOU DO THAT =DHelovesus wrote:CammillaFan wrote:Good! Who's handling the invites? Cause I can, even though I'm the bride. Also, Rae, send me a link to the flowers ya picked out. I want to see if they're the right thing for me! Have you picked a dress? Who's my flower girl? And I need a list of the brides-maids. Also, who ya got picked out for Jakie dears best men. I need a list of everything, including church, cake and reception hall. We have to be ready. Rae, are you handling all the details, or shall I? And who's writing up the list of people I need to send invites to? And who's officiating it? If you can give me the info soon, that'd be great. We need to get organized! You have to, Jake, darling. It has all been arranged. My sister is a lovely person. Please change your mind. We'll never get along like this. I don't think I could bear it if you didn't love me!
Waitttt... Waittt. Wait. We have to pick out the dresssss!!!
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Sighs, ''You my brother are evil and rude, should i continue.''
- Marvin D.
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Actually, I already knew that.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Knight Fisher wrote:I'm sure Josh would be happy to put up the dowry for you.
Josh wast his money on me
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And live in the jungle.Gaius wrote:Prsht, I know. It's a stereotype. JUST LIKE YOU ALL THINK I EAT WORMS AND LIONS!Musical Shutterbug wrote:Then I'm not an average American, cuz I'm not richGaius wrote:I'll define an American for you from the average person's view here: Rich and fat.
Happy?
AND THIS IS AFRICA, MECRY! GET IT RIGHT!
*facepalm*
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- Marvin D.
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And eat the occasional humanAmerican Eagle wrote:And live in the jungle.Gaius wrote:Prsht, I know. It's a stereotype. JUST LIKE YOU ALL THINK I EAT WORMS AND LIONS!Musical Shutterbug wrote:Then I'm not an average American, cuz I'm not richGaius wrote:I'll define an American for you from the average person's view here: Rich and fat.
Happy?
AND THIS IS AFRICA, MECRY! GET IT RIGHT!
*facepalm*
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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