For JAKE The Wedding Bells Toll
- American Eagle
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Catspaw.
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- Jesus' Princess
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AE's.Jesus' Princess wrote:Jake and..... Catspaw????? Whose idea was this?


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We all know the Cowboy stole her heart long ago. 


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- Jesus' Princess
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Oh, dear. Thank God I was a newbie first =PThe Kings Daughter wrote:You aren't especially nice to new-comers? I hope you aren't planning to run in an election any time soon..Knight Fisher wrote:I can try and get you out of this for a fee. But you appear to be broke.
You just scare people away ;P And thank you, AE, but I didn'tThe Kings Daughter wrote:As if there isn't enough of that in the world, shameful you two.American Eagle wrote:I was going to write that instead of "your face", but decided to let you have the honors.Gaius wrote:. . .I was really tempted to make a "Your mother" joke now >.>American Eagle wrote:Your FACE is fake, MARV.
You sound like the boys in my class. *facepalm* I actually poked one in class, it got him to shut it for a while.
For some reason IN told me afterwards to stop.Come to think of it, he hasn't sat next/very close to me since.

OUT.Musical Shutterbug wrote:Jake is getting married? Where have I been?
Ooh, CATSPAW?! Even better.
Nah, it'll be CamillaFan. Her big sister's joining

A forced wedding is the best kind.
AND JUST FOR THE RECORD JAKE DOESN'T YET KNOW THAT I'M HIS BROTHER xD Obviously my name/gender confused him.

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"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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She's here!!
Rae is coming soon!
Rae is coming soon!
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Oh, Jake, my love, we will be married very soon! I know that will please you,my dear. Who is taking care of the little details? You know, my dress flowers, flower girl. I need to spend all my time with my wonderful true love! We shall talk the day away. Planning together, right, my dear Jake? You promised to spend the day with me? You won't disappoint, will you, Jakie dear?

He'd better not. We'll SEE TO THAT.
lol @ Jakie dear. Camilla, +1 to you.
lol @ Jakie dear. Camilla, +1 to you.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Thank you, soon to be brother-in-law! I think you will be a very intriguing brother-in-law. I think I'll send Jakie dear a pre-wedding love PM! Off I go!
Here is my love letter, composed to my soon-to-be husband, and my love forever. I sent it only moments ago, hoping he will answer before our wedding day.
Here is my love letter, composed to my soon-to-be husband, and my love forever. I sent it only moments ago, hoping he will answer before our wedding day.
Dear beloved Jake,
We are to be married soon! I cannot wait for that day, and I hope you can't either Even though it is arranged, I do believe I'll love you to the ends of the earth! Until death do us part, I will love you! Not a raging storm, nor a pit of fire shall separate us. Oh, my love, my Jakie, You are the only one I love! I will never love another, nor have I ever. I love you, Jake..... And I hope you do too. I will not be happy, until the spell of love has brought us together through love. Until I lie in your arms, kissed by your enchanting lips, and holding you gentle hand, looking into your deep, wonderful, loving eyes. I won't be happy until I am your wife, and you are my lawfully wedded husband. I will not hesitate to say I do, my love. My dear soon-to-be husband, I'll love you till the ends of the earth, beyond that. Just remember, my wonder, the love of my life, the only hope, that I love you, forever and ever, together forever.
Signed,
Your bride-to-be,
Joy/CamillaFan
Only the decree of marriage, can separate us, my love-Joy, your bride-to-be!

Oh. My. Goodness.
This is win =P
This is win =P
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Thanks, Gaius. Do you think Jakie dear will like it? Does he want to marry me? It would be depressing if he didn't love me! Please tell me he loves me!

XD
I think. . .maybe
I think. . .maybe

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Shh, we need to get Lizzy here first >:O
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She's a friend of Rae and I, and she'll help =P
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I refuse to be wed and that is that. [Can't marry till I am 20 by law of my mother
]

I'M HERE!!!!!! I'M HEREEEE GAISEEE!!!!!!! LETS PLAN!!!!!!!hehehehehehe.
Oh pft. You ARREEEE going to get married.conquestor wrote:I refuse to be wed and that is that. [Can't marry till I am 20 by law of my mother]
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