Lookin' For a Fine Lady

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Hello fellow ToO'ers! How are all the fine ladies tonight? Well here is the deal, I need me a cutie-pie! Here is a little bit about me:
-I like tractors and farming
-I really like banjos so I need you to own one of these so I can use yours
-I frequently have to "drop some timber," so you need to be able to put up with that
-I am addicted to eating corn starch
-My favorite pastime is collecting dead animals and hanging with my homies from boy scouts

OK, ladies, prepare to be amazed: (I'm the handsome hunk with the tattooed face. The ones sitting next to me are my exes, the others are from the bingo club. We decided to take up Uno for a night)
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Please send me a PM if you're interested in getting together. :inlove:
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Post by Knight Fisher »

I really hope this is a joke... :-s
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Um.... Wow, I hope this is a joke...



ironically, I live on a farm and own a banjo..
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I think OF1 must have lost a bet. :( If only I was ten years younger...I used to love playing Uno! :yes:
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This is one of my favorite threads ever.

The sheer ridiculousness of it is amazing.
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Yes, obviously this is a joke. :) My cousins, Morgan and Madison, came up with most of it. I was at my grandma's for thanksgiving/Christmas and we were bored. \:D/
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OF1, I shall tease you with this forever! :hilarious:
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American Eagle wrote:OF1, I shall tease you with this forever! :hilarious:
\:D/ lol
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For a minute I thought I might've finally found my soul mate. :(
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I'll take you, OF1! \:D/

Although I do not own a banjo, I do love farms. :inlove: Also, I have beautiful blue/brown eyes and a gorgeous shape. :kiss:
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Aeva wrote: Also, I have beautiful blue/brown eyes and a gorgeous shape. :kiss:
Pfff. You only think that. :noway:
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I dig the SS tattoo on the dude's face. \:D/
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Whitty Whit wrote:
Aeva wrote: Also, I have beautiful blue/brown eyes and a gorgeous shape. :kiss:
Pfff. You only think that. :noway:
You're just jealous. :noway:
But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. --Hamlet.
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That's not even you!!!
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Catspaw wrote:I think OF1 must have lost a bet. :(
That'd be one wonky bet. :-k
Catspaw wrote:I used to love playing Uno! :yes:
Used to? You gave up on Uno? This is an outrage! :x
odysseyfan1 wrote:I was at my grandma's for thanksgiving/Christmas and we were bored. \:D/
Good heavens, you must have been ridiculously bored to do this. ;)
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Post by Lee »

Well... of1... we were friends, but THIS clearly shows you're more interested in *cough* more unusual girls than I.
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Aeva wrote:I'll take you, OF1! \:D/

Although I do not own a banjo, I do love farms. :inlove: Also, I have beautiful blue/brown eyes and a gorgeous shape. :kiss:
*gag*
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Catspaw wrote:I used to love playing Uno! :yes:
Used to? You gave up on Uno? This is an outrage! :x
:( Shame!
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Gaius wrote:
Aeva wrote:I'll take you, OF1! \:D/

Although I do not own a banjo, I do love farms. :inlove: Also, I have beautiful blue/brown eyes and a gorgeous shape. :kiss:
*gag*
You're jealous too. :noway:
But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. --Hamlet.
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Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. --Stoic the Vast
Let's go down together for one more chance. The skeletons are screaming for one last dance. --Hawthorne Heights
Tell 'em turn it up 'til they can't no more. Let's get this thing shakin' like a disco ball. This is your last warning, a courtesy call. --TFK
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. --Smaug
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Aeva wrote:
Gaius wrote:
Aeva wrote:I'll take you, OF1! \:D/

Although I do not own a banjo, I do love farms. :inlove: Also, I have beautiful blue/brown eyes and a gorgeous shape. :kiss:
*gag*
You're jealous too. :noway:
At this point, I pictured this fat woman in my head :(
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^^^ :hilarious:
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