LOL this article is awesome.
Obama's Brain Surgery
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He is an alien.Jelly wrote:He was abducted. By aliens.
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He's the antichrist! Maybe he was pierced without breaking a bone!!! :0 Ok i'm kidding just so everybody knows.
That is interesting indeed. Maybe just MAYBE he's a human... and had brain surgery
but maybe not. The article is interesting though. Why doesn't he have a birth certificate?? this all points to my theory that he was never born. At least not on this earth 
That is interesting indeed. Maybe just MAYBE he's a human... and had brain surgery
but maybe not. The article is interesting though. Why doesn't he have a birth certificate?? this all points to my theory that he was never born. At least not on this earth 
Mooo hahahahhahhaha Thats right puny humans..we the alien race abuducted the leader of the free world and now he does our bidding while bringing us cookies 
JK
But seriously he does have a Birth Certificate otherwise he'd never have been able to run
JK
But seriously he does have a Birth Certificate otherwise he'd never have been able to run
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That's an alien-written article if I ever saw one, AE.
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Donald Trump performed brain surgery on him to find his birth certificate inside! 
If you continue to give away my races secrets we my have to perform a brain biopsy on youSteve wrote:That's an alien-written article if I ever saw one, AE.
I'm JK..But in all seriousness. We would never let the leader of the free world be someone who was not from our country. And even more importantly when all is said and done. God is the one who put him there in order to perfect his will in an imperfect world. Whether saved or unsaved God is still in complete control of everything except for our actions and our thoughts.
The revelation of God is whole and pulls our lives together.
The signposts of God are clear and point out the right road.
The life-maps of God are right, showing the way to joy.
The directions of God are plain and easy on the eyes.
God's reputation is twenty-four-carat gold, with a lifetime guarantee.
The decisions of God are accurate down to the nth degree.
Steve wrote:That's an alien-written article if I ever saw one, AE.
Haha exactly!!!
unless Obama makes an account here on the ToO... I won't believe it 
Maybe, American Eagle is him.
Interesting you should mention Trump. He reminds me more of the anti-Christ than Obama does.The Top Crusader wrote:Donald Trump performed brain surgery on him to find his birth certificate inside!
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How so?Josef1004 wrote:Interesting you should mention Trump. He reminds me more of the anti-Christ than Obama does.The Top Crusader wrote:Donald Trump performed brain surgery on him to find his birth certificate inside!
People would like the Antichrist way more than they like Trump, methinks.
That and there's also the fact that the Anti-Christ will be like half of Trumps age and an even slimier politician..
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Actually, I disagree that he'll be a slimey politician. He'll probably be almost perfect. EVERYONE will love him. And that's a pretty hard thing to get.LJ Gibbs wrote:That and there's also the fact that the Anti-Christ will be like half of Trumps age and an even slimier politician..
At first I thought you said "an even slimmer politician".
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" - Jellylol, I thought the same exact thing.DanP740 wrote:At first I thought you said "an even slimmer politician".
So we just need to make sure only the fat politicians get voted into office and we'll be safe.
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