A Director's Dirge

[Ardent Filmer]

I live in a little place I like to call Loserville. I call it that because I can read my town like a book. Unfortunately, I hate reading and it's a very bad and boring book with no real climax. The most exciting thing to do in my town is to light bags of dog dung and throw them on people's porches. But, if that's not thrilling enough for you, you can always gather up some of your immature friends in the middle of the night, sneak into random strangers' backyards, jump in their pools, and then get chased away by a drunk fat guy with a baseball bat. Oh, pool hopping is so much fun! (sarcasm) This is me. I'm a sarcastic person, but true to life. I've been called crazy, annoying, and even retarded. Someone even said I was insane. Oh, but I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I'm an amateur filmmaker and I like it that way.

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[Sapphire]

Nice blog! I'll check on it regularly.

[Ardent Filmer]

Thanks!