Ask American Eagle EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS!

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:59 pm

Ask your worst! What would you not ask anyone else?

Hah!

Shadowfax · Post by **Shadowfax** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:00 pm

What is the Manly-man faction talking about

THERE I wouldn't ask anyone else that!

Stubborn · Post by **Stubborn** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:01 pm

Jellyfish, I already asked Jayaar this, but why is it that everyone seems to feel the need to start a topic about asking questions to themselves when it's obvious that there are enough of them, and that no one really posts in them anyways?

JED · Post by **JED** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:19 am

did you really switch genders?

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 pm

DISCLAIMER: This is a disclaimer to any offensive comments I might make to anyone here, I don't mean to offend anyone.

Shadowfax wrote:What is the Manly-man faction talking about

THERE I wouldn't ask anyone else that!

The Manly Man faction has been DEAD for about a month! HAH! *waits for Top to kill him*

Stubborn wrote:Jellyfish, I already asked Jayaar this, but why is it that everyone seems to feel the need to start a topic about asking questions to themselves when it's obvious that there are enough of them, and that no one really posts in them anyways?

Because obviously only dumb noobs who have nothing better to do then start threads like this will actually post in threads like this and we usually don't expect great, mature members like you to stoop down to our level!

Ryan Cummings wrote:did you really switch genders?

Maybe, maybe not! You may never know!!

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:08 pm

Yes, he did. HAH! *waits for Jelly to try and kill her but keeps a jar of peanut butter and a spatula in her pocket just in case*

Do you prefer eating mystery meat blended with mustard and dirt or the mysterious brown slime on the bottom of my shoe blended with those recalled chocolate coins from China that may contain chemicals that accidentally sickened thousands of Chinese babies and killed several as well?

Which of the following does Amethystic do when she is depressed?

a) Lies on the carpet while drinking ice water through her nose with a straw.

b) Flops onto her bed and silently screams, then beats up her younger siblings.

c) Tapes pictures of annoying people onto her pillow and beats the pillow up.

Are you a Catspaw Loyalist?

Are you a Shadowpaw Loyalist?

Are you a Sarai Loyalist?

Are you a Top Loyalist?

Are you a Wooton Loyalist?

Have you ever been to Edmonton?

Is it true that you have a magic cheese-apple plant that grows in between your first and second toe from the left on your right foot?!

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:18 pm

Amethystic wrote:Yes, he did. HAH! *waits for Jelly to try and kill her but keeps a jar of peanut butter and a spatula in her pocket just in case*

Q1: Do you prefer eating mystery meat blended with mustard and dirt or the mysterious brown slime on the bottom of my shoe blended with those recalled chocolate coins from China that may contain chemicals that accidentally sickened thousands of Chinese babies and killed several as well?

Q2: Which of the following does Amethystic do when she is depressed?

a) Lies on the carpet while drinking ice water through her nose with a straw.

b) Flops onto her bed and silently screams, then beats up her younger siblings.

c) Tapes pictures of annoying people onto her pillow and beats the pillow up.

Q3: Are you a Catspaw Loyalist?

Q4: Are you a Shadowpaw Loyalist?

Q5: Are you a Sarai Loyalist?

Q6: Are you a Top Loyalist?

Q7: Are you a Wooton Loyalist?

Q8: Have you ever been to Edmonton?

Q9: Is it true that you have a magic cheese-apple plant that grows in between your first and second toe from the left on your right foot?!

A1: I prefer to watch Amy do all of the above!

A2: Whatever she is in the mood for!

A3, A4, A5, A6, A7: That is my own business! Hah!

A8: Yes I have, and I'm currently planning yet another trip down there to track down Amy's house and fill it with Jelly-roaches! Hah!

A9: That is NOT true! .... anymore!

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:23 pm

Q1: I asked what you would prefer!

Q2: The correct answer was 'a'

Q3-Q7: Hmph!

Q8: Yeah... well you'll never find my house!

Q9: *sniff sniff* Wh-what happened to the cheese-apple plant?

Q10: What are Jelly-roaches?

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:27 pm

Amethystic wrote:Q1: I asked what you would prefer!

Q2: The correct answer was 'a'

Q3-Q7: Hmph!

Q8: Yeah... well you'll never find my house!

Q9: *sniff sniff* Wh-what happened to the cheese-apple plant?

Q10: What are Jelly-roaches?

Jelly-roaches are are evil cockroaches turned Jellyfish by my amazing Jelly powers! Surly you would know that!

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:28 pm

Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Q1: I asked what you would prefer!

Q2: The correct answer was 'a'

Q3-Q7: Hmph!

Q8: Yeah... well you'll never find my house!

Q9: *sniff sniff* Wh-what happened to the cheese-apple plant?

Q10: What are Jelly-roaches?
Jelly-roaches are are evil cockroaches turned Jellyfish by my amazing Jelly powers! Surly you would know that!

You've never mentioned them before...

Oh, and why won't anyone post on the 'My ToO Family' thread? 'Tis dying and Shadowfax is stuck with the FanFiction.net family!

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:31 pm

Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Q1: I asked what you would prefer!

Q2: The correct answer was 'a'

Q3-Q7: Hmph!

Q8: Yeah... well you'll never find my house!

Q9: *sniff sniff* Wh-what happened to the cheese-apple plant?

Q10: What are Jelly-roaches?
Jelly-roaches are are evil cockroaches turned Jellyfish by my amazing Jelly powers! Surly you would know that!
You've never mentioned them before...

Oh, and why won't anyone post on the 'My ToO Family' thread? 'Tis dying and Shadowfax is stuck with the FanFiction.net family!

Everyone is tired of watching tragedy after tragedy occur to our dear little (big) ToO family so people stopped posting there.
Shadowfax is stuck with what?

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:33 pm

Haven't you been paying attention? The family is moving to Buckingham Palace and a bunch of people are lost and/or missing! And Shadowfax got left behind at the old house, which has recently been moved into by the FanFiction.net family! *gasps for breath* That was a long monologue! $\:D/$

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:34 pm

Amethystic wrote:Haven't you been paying attention? The family is moving to Buckingham Palace and a bunch of people are lost and/or missing! And Shadowfax got left behind at the old house, which has recently been moved into by the FanFiction.net family! *gasps for breath* That was a long monologue! $\:D/$

Oh right, of course!

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:36 pm

Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Haven't you been paying attention? The family is moving to Buckingham Palace and a bunch of people are lost and/or missing! And Shadowfax got left behind at the old house, which has recently been moved into by the FanFiction.net family! *gasps for breath* That was a long monologue! $\:D/$
Oh right, of course!

My best friend Launa always says 'of course'!

Do you happen to be a 13 1/2 year old girl who is roughly 5"5.5, has braces, is an Introvert, lives across the highway from me, and can teleport and disappear at will?

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:38 pm

Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Haven't you been paying attention? The family is moving to Buckingham Palace and a bunch of people are lost and/or missing! And Shadowfax got left behind at the old house, which has recently been moved into by the FanFiction.net family! *gasps for breath* That was a long monologue! $\:D/$
Oh right, of course!
My best friend Launa always says 'of course'!

Do you happen to be a 13 1/2 year old girl who is roughly 5"5.5, has braces, is an Introvert, lives across the highway from me, and can teleport and disappear at will?

Yes, except I'm 15.

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:39 pm

Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Haven't you been paying attention? The family is moving to Buckingham Palace and a bunch of people are lost and/or missing! And Shadowfax got left behind at the old house, which has recently been moved into by the FanFiction.net family! *gasps for breath* That was a long monologue! $\:D/$
Oh right, of course!
My best friend Launa always says 'of course'!

Do you happen to be a 13 1/2 year old girl who is roughly 5"5.5, has braces, is an Introvert, lives across the highway from me, and can teleport and disappear at will?
Yes, except I'm 15.

So? You've had a gender change before, why not an age change?

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:40 pm

Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Haven't you been paying attention? The family is moving to Buckingham Palace and a bunch of people are lost and/or missing! And Shadowfax got left behind at the old house, which has recently been moved into by the FanFiction.net family! *gasps for breath* That was a long monologue! $\:D/$
Oh right, of course!
My best friend Launa always says 'of course'!

Do you happen to be a 13 1/2 year old girl who is roughly 5"5.5, has braces, is an Introvert, lives across the highway from me, and can teleport and disappear at will?
Yes, except I'm 15.
So? You've had a gender change before, why not an age change?

Because that would be DECEIVING!!

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:42 pm

Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Haven't you been paying attention? The family is moving to Buckingham Palace and a bunch of people are lost and/or missing! And Shadowfax got left behind at the old house, which has recently been moved into by the FanFiction.net family! *gasps for breath* That was a long monologue! $\:D/$
Oh right, of course!
My best friend Launa always says 'of course'!

Do you happen to be a 13 1/2 year old girl who is roughly 5"5.5, has braces, is an Introvert, lives across the highway from me, and can teleport and disappear at will?
Yes, except I'm 15.
So? You've had a gender change before, why not an age change?
Because that would be DECEIVING!!

And changing your gender to confuzzle peeps isn't?

jelly · Post by **jelly** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:44 pm

Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
Jellyfish11 wrote:
Amethystic wrote:Haven't you been paying attention? The family is moving to Buckingham Palace and a bunch of people are lost and/or missing! And Shadowfax got left behind at the old house, which has recently been moved into by the FanFiction.net family! *gasps for breath* That was a long monologue! $\:D/$
Oh right, of course!
My best friend Launa always says 'of course'!

Do you happen to be a 13 1/2 year old girl who is roughly 5"5.5, has braces, is an Introvert, lives across the highway from me, and can teleport and disappear at will?
Yes, except I'm 15.
So? You've had a gender change before, why not an age change?
Because that would be DECEIVING!!
And changing your gender to confuzzle peeps isn't?

*cough* Jellypeople like I don't have certain genders, so there!

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:47 pm

That's... disturbing. *looks up 'jellyfish' on Wikipedia* Actually, according to Wikipedia, you do have a gender, but there is often little distinction between the two.