There are two guys wearing dresses skateboarding...

Danielle Abigail Maxwell · Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:24 pm

BrokenButBeautiful wrote:*Slowly shakes her head at Ryan* Wow. Just wow.

But that was pretty freakin' hillarious! But scary.

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I totally agree!!!!

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:50 pm

LOL Ryan.

Some people.. are insane.

V-lady · Post by **V-lady** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:09 pm

LOL to both stories! ...And gross.

Iron and Light · Post by **Iron and Light** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:19 pm

Ryan... that is the funniest thing I have heard all day.

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:24 am

*slowly backs away from Ryan*

Um... bye.

mike_rowe · Post by **mike_rowe** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:41 am

*is standing in corner watching in terror*

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:48 am

The story I must quote wrote:That's nothing.
At the mall at one point in my life not too long ago, my sister decided that she wanted to go into Victoria's Secret. Me and a guy, lets call him John, kept walking, and went into more manly stores while we were waiting.
Time passed, and she took forever, so we just went in to wait for her.
I was just standing there with him, leaning up against the wall, and one of the salespersons started giving me the evil eye.
So with since this clerk looked like a friendly person, I decided to have a little fun.

I walked over to some random lingerie, about my size, and just started putting it on right there.
She comes over to me, clearly the moment she was waiting for, to say "What are you doing? "
"Trying on this lingerie...What are you doing?"
"Why are you doing that? Take that off!"
"Well you see, my girlfriend is about the same size as me, you know, muscular, and I wanted to get her something nice. And since I wanted to be a surprise, I thought I would just come down here and get it for her, but I don't know her size :<"
"You can buy it, and then try it on. At home."
"Doesn't that defeat the purpose of making sure it fits beforehand?"
"Just take it off, and buy it"
"Well alrighty then." *Takes lingerie off, and holds the price tag up to the light*
"WHAT?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? $70 FOR THIS? I'M NOT PAYING THIS MUCH, I'M A JEW!!!"
Then for some reason she persisted in being annoyed, and informed my sister, whom was in the dressing room, that we were being rude to her.

Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.

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Kait · Post by **Kait** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:51 am

Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.

You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:02 am

Kait wrote:
Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*

Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*

Kait · Post by **Kait** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:17 am

Fei wrote:
Kait wrote:
Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*

Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*

Kait: Saving the world from lack of awkwardness! $\:D/$

JesusIsAlive · Post by **JesusIsAlive** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:22 am

Fei wrote:
Kait wrote:
Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*

Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*

*falls over coughing* Now now, ladies! Let's keep this PG, shall we?

Azariah Ben Yaakov · Post by **Azariah Ben Yaakov** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:30 am

When anyone goes into Victoria's Secret they should think of me.
Those mannequins are all modeled after me $\:D/$ .

Kait · Post by **Kait** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:35 am

Courage wrote:
Fei wrote:
Kait wrote:
Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*

Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*
*falls over coughing* Now now, ladies! Let's keep this PG, shall we?

What!? I didn't say anything that was PG-13 or R.

If you had PG-13 thoughts, that's your own problem $\:D/$

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:36 am

Courage wrote:
Fei wrote:
Kait wrote:
Fei wrote:Yea... now I can never go to Victoria's Secret and not thing of Ryan.
You know...if someone were to read just this post, and not the story...*ahem*

Wow, way to make it awkward... fine... *goes to quote it*
*falls over coughing* Now now, ladies! Let's keep this PG, shall we?

You said it first.

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:44 pm

...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...

Danielle Abigail Maxwell · Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:50 pm

The Top Crusader wrote:...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...

Nice one Top.. you know who DC Talk is!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! Wow.. though, that's just weird...

Iron and Light · Post by **Iron and Light** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:54 pm

@Kait: WHY'D you have to go and steal the awkwardness? I liked it much better when it was awkward

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@Jules: I didn't see anything that wasn't G rated, actually

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@Ryan: You crack me up. I never go into Victoria's Secret because I don't like anything like that (although, I'm sure I will have to when I'm married

), but when I pass those outlet shops in the mall, I shall surely think of you. xD

@Top: You.. are crazy. However you made me laugh $\:D/$ .

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:02 am

Danielle Abigail Maxwell wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...
Nice one Top.. you know who DC Talk is!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! Wow.. though, that's just weird...

Everyone who is anyone knows of DC Talk.

Danielle Abigail Maxwell · Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:03 am

The Top Crusader wrote:
Danielle Abigail Maxwell wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...
Nice one Top.. you know who DC Talk is!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! Wow.. though, that's just weird...
Everyone who is anyone knows of DC Talk.

You sure? I wouldn't be too sure....

BrokenButBeautiful · Post by **BrokenButBeautiful** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:04 am

Danielle Abigail Maxwell wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:
Danielle Abigail Maxwell wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:...on the topic of Victoria's Secret... on the same outing as the trying on of dresses at Penny's me and another friend sang the classic DC Talk song about abstinance, "I Don't Want It" to a manequin at Victoria's Secret...
Nice one Top.. you know who DC Talk is!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! Wow.. though, that's just weird...
Everyone who is anyone knows of DC Talk.
You sure? I wouldn't be too sure....

Oh, many people have heard of DC Talk. That doesn't mean they like them.

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