This is really funny!
The Way I See It — Morsels of Wisdom
by Patrick Dunn
"January means a lot of things—snow, football playoffs, cheese (it does to someone who really, loves cheese) and, of course, the end of Christmas break. As you set your sights on the New Year, why not make a resolution to understand guys better? Read these morsels o’ wisdom to start!
Morsel 1: Guys don’t like to be embarrassed in front of others.
If a guy is really embarrassed in front of a girl, he’ll either play it off or sneak around school the rest of the year disguised as a trash can.
Scene: Mike hits the curb on his bike, flies through the air and lands on Janet’s car.
Janet: Mike! Are you OK?
Mike: (Getting up quickly) Oh, hey! I meant to do that.
Janet: Are you hurt? I mean, your feet are facing the wrong way!
Mike: Uhhh . . . I’m fine. Now I can run fast backwards.
(Mike passes out.)
Morsel 2: Guys have emotions too—but can’t always express them.
Guys can be sad, nervous, hurt and even romantic (I’ve learned to use the word snuggle), but some guys can’t communicate what they feel.
Adam (to Amber, the girl he likes): Hey, happy birthday. I, um, bought you this collection of logs.
Morsel 3: Guys are never cold.
It’s winter. You may not see the sun until April. And you’ll still see guys in shorts and a T-shirt. Yet, if you’re like my wife, you’re probably wearing 17 layers of flannel, socks warm enough to melt an airplane wing, three blankets and a sleeping bag with a space heater tied to it. Guys just don’t get cold like girls do.*
Mindy: Do you need a jacket?
Cody: No.
Mindy: You have icicles on your teeth.
Cody: I know. I’m just chillin’ like an Arctic Ninja Guy.
Morsel 4: Guys need physical activity.
Yes, even in the winter. Snowboarding, sledding, being pulled on an inner tube by a llama—it doesn’t matter. One year my brothers and I actually slid down a snowy hill on cookie sheets. You’re right, my mom wasn’t very happy with us.
Morsel 5: Guys will always be different from girls.
God did it that way—period. For one, there are fingernails. Until I was married, I had no idea fingernails could be poked, prodded, trimmed, picked at and filed so much. And why should I care about cuticles? My wife does, and so do lots of girls. A guy doesn’t need to buy a nail-care kit; he comes with a built in one—teeth.
For the record, I know not all guys are this way, and not all girls love makeup, teddy bears and buying a hundred pairs of shoes. I break a lot of these rules myself. But this should still help you as you boldly face the New Year—and you’ll know what to do if a guy rides his bike into your car!
* If they are cold, they probably won’t admit it.*"
more for girls i think u will probibly think this is funny
(at least i did)
more for girls i think u will probibly think this is funny
Last edited by fatlooy on Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Ohh yah I guess ur right oops. I know isn’t it hilarious!!!!Candy Loveperson wrote:Urm...Shouldn't that be in Quotes?
BTW Fatlooy, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Mrs. Claus wrote:Since this is in HH and therefore no money was made by not using quotes, it probably isn't super concerning.
That is funny!Where did you find that, fatlooy?
yah thats were i got it. It was in brio & Biond but i got it off there website briomag.com u should check it out they have alot of cool stuff.JesusIsAlive wrote:lol. That was from briomag wasn't it? I heard it b4 I saw this, but it still cracks me up
Especially the one about being/not being cold, because I get cold very easily. 
Yesterday one of them was going in shorts in like, 30-40 degree weather! 
