1. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Chicken.
2. About one tenth of Chicken is permanently covered in ice.
3. The patron saint of Chicken is Saint Eugenie.
4. Research indicates that Chicken will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Chicken.
6. Chicken is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
7. Some birds use Chicken to orientate themselves during migration.
8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Chicken.
9. Chicken can live for up to a week without a head!
10. The fingerprints of Chicken are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
and Smiley:
1. Some birds use Smiley to orientate themselves during migration.
2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Smiley!
3. Smiley can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
4. Smiley can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
5. Smiley can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
6. Cats use their Smiley to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
7. The patron saint of Smiley is Saint Eugenie.
8. When Smiley is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
9. Smiley can turn his stomach inside out.
Cool!10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Smiley!
" - Jelly
" - American Eagle
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