Favorite AIO lines to quote with other people

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:09 pm

This is NOT to be confused with your favorite lines!

When someone says something convicting, my brother and I like to use the Curt/Bernard line "you don't have to get so personal."

Carrie Ingalls · Post by **Carrie Ingalls** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:50 pm

Yes, I really do use these:

Strong, handsome, playful yet sensitive. ~Wooton

I guess it's good that I aint normal. ~Wooton

That's what makes them work pants. ~Wooton

OH WOW, OH WOW. ~Erwin Springer

~OrigamiKid

EK · Post by EK » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:51 pm

id have to get better to die-bernard

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:02 pm

To borrow the colloquialism. -Eugene

I use that one all the time.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:08 pm

"Go stick your head in the snow. That's my motto."

Laurie · Post by **Laurie** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:55 pm

"That boy is living proof that computers destroys brain cells." I say that about my brother all the time.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:04 pm

"Turns your brain into macaroni and cheese."

gimp80995 · Post by **gimp80995** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:07 pm

For the 4th year in a row I used my favorite quote adaptation for my April fool's prank

Chris: "Hi this is Chris and on today's adventure in Odyssey we're going to learn about..."
Dave: "Sorry to interrupt Chis."
Chris: "What's wrong Dave?"
Dave: "Well I was just wondering if you were still driving that blue, formerly in mint condition Datsun."
Chris: "Formerly in mint condition?!?!"
Dave: "Well you know I think once the tail light is broke it couldn't really be called mint anymore.......maybe an off mint."
Chris: "What!?! My tail light is broke?"
Dave: "Yeah. I think it broke when the rear right finder bent left."
Chris: "You're kidding me. What would make my rear right finder bend left?"
Dave: "Uh, probably the telephone poll you parked next to. See when your car hit the telephone poll it pushed your rear right finder to the left and broke your tail light."
Chris: "Dave. Why did my car hit a telephone poll?"
Dave: "Well do you remember that red formerly in mint condition Dodge I was driving?"
Chris: "Dave you should be thankful for today's Adventure in Odyssey."
Dave: "Oh really, why?"
Chris: "IT'S ABOUT MERCY"
Dave: "Oh."

I adapt it for names / car types involved, but pretty much go by this.........it's awesome since even though I've done it so many times before I still have the serious / scared look on my face right up to the end.

Peace Out

-Gimp

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:10 pm

"No name calling, you bone head."

gimp80995 · Post by **gimp80995** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:12 pm

Another one I'm well-known for (usually online more so than in person)

"That is classified information reserved only for the U.S. Department of.......of.....well I can't tell you what Department".

Peace Out

-Gimp

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:37 pm

Screech wrote:"No name calling, you bone head."

That's another favorite of ours!

gimp80995 · Post by **gimp80995** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:11 pm

Some that I generally use in person (and only a few have caught on to them due to also listening to AIO..........everyone else just thinks I'm wierd).

"Your brain is missing in action, but your heart is in the right place".

"You must have been a joy to have around as a child"

"Don't let it get around, I got a reputation to maintain"

"To barrow the colloquialism"

"Go stick your head in the snow"

those are all that are comming into my head right now.........I'm sure more will come later.

Peace Out

-Gimp

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:17 pm

Jezel: "I don't know what I mean!"
Harlow: "I have that same problem too!"

"To borrow the colloquialism."

"I'm not interested in details, only in specifics."

We also sing "Bum bum dada dada waddum chew" quite a bit.

Cheerio

Anne · Post by **Anne** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:30 pm

When pouring a class of milk at home, "What's the expiration date on that milk?"
And then my brother or sister will reply, "A week from Thursday, sir"

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:48 pm

"*gasp* My diary!" From the same show that Anne is referencing... "Soaplessly Devoted" when Jason let Erica be part of her favorite soap opera in an effort on Jason's part to cure Erica of her addiction.

crosskritters · Post by **crosskritters** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:55 pm

One time my brother said something like "When is the proverbial dad going to go to the library?" He was trying to imatate Eugene, but didn't know what "proverbial" ment.

--Kat

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:00 pm

"There they were." —Edwin Blackgaard in reference to the dishes he broke when taking care of Shakespeare.

Paul B · Post by **Paul B** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:54 pm

Bernard-Your brain is missing in action but your hearts in the right place.

Connie-mega mega mega world ride the rides and then youll hurle.
Eugene-mrs .kendall are you well it sounded as if you where chocking.
Connie ha ha very funny.
Eugene-Thankyou.

Post by **Catspaw** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:05 pm

Since all five of us in my family are *ahem* challenged when it comes to singing (at least if we want to be around other people) the "Are you choking?" line gets used a lot, as well as some other ones that were previously mentioned, like, "Go stick your head in the snow - that's my motto." There are some days where that really sums up the way that I feel about people, unfortunately. I say lots of random AIO lines whenever somebody says something that reminds me of something from AIO. I try not to say them out loud when I'm around people who don't listen to AIO, but I have a few friends who know that if I say something strange, it's propbably from my Odyssey!

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:34 pm

"A water gun? A WATER GUN?!? You haven't heard the last of me. NONE OF YOU!" —Regis Blackgaard to Richard Maxwell, Connie, and Whit after their little run-in in Chicago.