STEVE ANSWERS QUESTIONS AND MELTS YOUR FACE AND THEN YOU DIE

[Steve]

hi marvin,

i actually tried to change my name to marvin d. some time ago, but the spirit of the lord descended upon me like a dove and said "you are not worthy." kind of rude, honestly.

[Catspaw]

hi marvin,

i do remember this. i remember doing it one time when i was a mere child and receiving a kind, but stern private message from a moderator who explained that this was behavior that we do not do here. that's why i triple posted instead of double posting here. also, do we even have mods anymore?

Yes, of course forum admins are not selling your private info. Definitely keep sharing favourite animals, your mother's maiden name, banks you have accounts with, and other casual fun stuff like that!

We do have a short admin/mod list these days, and with such limited activity it's been enough. We're not too picky in these goofier forums. We usually still do merge double posts elsewhere, but not here. Plus, as you noted, triple posting is super duper cool.

[Steve]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

[Catspaw]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

[Steve]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

[Catspaw]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

[Steve]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

hi catspaw,

i realize that, technically, a week has passed. but as a canadian, and user of the metric system, i think you would be on board with this: a week should actually be ten days. and therefore, i have met the deadline.

[Catspaw]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

hi catspaw,

i realize that, technically, a week has passed. but as a canadian, and user of the metric system, i think you would be on board with this: a week should actually be ten days. and therefore, i have met the deadline.

You're aware that the metric system doesn't apply to weeks, right? However, I do applaud your out-of-the-box thinking. I am willing to offer you four days of your choice as long as you reply within four days, with a day being deducted for each day late until we are into negative numbers.

[Steve]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

hi catspaw,

i realize that, technically, a week has passed. but as a canadian, and user of the metric system, i think you would be on board with this: a week should actually be ten days. and therefore, i have met the deadline.

You're aware that the metric system doesn't apply to weeks, right? However, I do applaud your out-of-the-box thinking. I am willing to offer you four days of your choice as long as you reply within four days, with a day being deducted for each day late until we are into negative numbers.

hi catspaw,

but it could. and it should. anyway, i was not able to accept the offer in one (1) week, due to extenuating circumstances such as: i forgor. would you consider a small extension?

[Tsukuyomi]

How was your week?

[Catspaw]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

hi catspaw,

i realize that, technically, a week has passed. but as a canadian, and user of the metric system, i think you would be on board with this: a week should actually be ten days. and therefore, i have met the deadline.

You're aware that the metric system doesn't apply to weeks, right? However, I do applaud your out-of-the-box thinking. I am willing to offer you four days of your choice as long as you reply within four days, with a day being deducted for each day late until we are into negative numbers.

hi catspaw,

but it could. and it should. anyway, i was not able to accept the offer in one (1) week, due to extenuating circumstances such as: i forgor. would you consider a small extension?

Now that you have fully explained the extremely sympathetic circumstances regarding your late response, with such careful attention to spelling, I am once again willing to negotiate. Please share the dates best for you.

[Steve]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

hi catspaw,

i realize that, technically, a week has passed. but as a canadian, and user of the metric system, i think you would be on board with this: a week should actually be ten days. and therefore, i have met the deadline.

You're aware that the metric system doesn't apply to weeks, right? However, I do applaud your out-of-the-box thinking. I am willing to offer you four days of your choice as long as you reply within four days, with a day being deducted for each day late until we are into negative numbers.

hi catspaw,

but it could. and it should. anyway, i was not able to accept the offer in one (1) week, due to extenuating circumstances such as: i forgor. would you consider a small extension?

Now that you have fully explained the extremely sympathetic circumstances regarding your late response, with such careful attention to spelling, I am once again willing to negotiate. Please share the dates best for you.

hi catspaw,

at this point, it's looking like october 13-20th of 2028 should be open for me.

[Catspaw]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

hi catspaw,

i realize that, technically, a week has passed. but as a canadian, and user of the metric system, i think you would be on board with this: a week should actually be ten days. and therefore, i have met the deadline.

You're aware that the metric system doesn't apply to weeks, right? However, I do applaud your out-of-the-box thinking. I am willing to offer you four days of your choice as long as you reply within four days, with a day being deducted for each day late until we are into negative numbers.

hi catspaw,

but it could. and it should. anyway, i was not able to accept the offer in one (1) week, due to extenuating circumstances such as: i forgor. would you consider a small extension?

Now that you have fully explained the extremely sympathetic circumstances regarding your late response, with such careful attention to spelling, I am once again willing to negotiate. Please share the dates best for you.

hi catspaw,

at this point, it's looking like october 13-20th of 2028 should be open for me.

Your shrewd negotiating skills have landed you the job of the century! Congrats.

[Steve]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

hi catspaw,

i realize that, technically, a week has passed. but as a canadian, and user of the metric system, i think you would be on board with this: a week should actually be ten days. and therefore, i have met the deadline.

You're aware that the metric system doesn't apply to weeks, right? However, I do applaud your out-of-the-box thinking. I am willing to offer you four days of your choice as long as you reply within four days, with a day being deducted for each day late until we are into negative numbers.

hi catspaw,

but it could. and it should. anyway, i was not able to accept the offer in one (1) week, due to extenuating circumstances such as: i forgor. would you consider a small extension?

Now that you have fully explained the extremely sympathetic circumstances regarding your late response, with such careful attention to spelling, I am once again willing to negotiate. Please share the dates best for you.

hi catspaw,

at this point, it's looking like october 13-20th of 2028 should be open for me.

Your shrewd negotiating skills have landed you the job of the century! Congrats.

hi catspaw,

i greatly look forward to moderating this great website. i don't exactly recall why i wanted to do this in the first place.

[Catspaw]

catspaw, you could make me a mod so that i can edit everyone's posts to be triple posts

Tempting, very tempting. My favourite sports/hockey writer (Down Goes Brown/Sean McIndoe) always advocates for Team Chaos so I can't help but consider this offer very seriously. Make the case for why this is a good idea.

catspaw,

• due to how active i clearly am on this forum, i can ensure that at least one post a year will successfully be edited!

• i own at least one (1) computer to make edits from.

• it would be so lit. (i have heard kids like this word)

Wow, that is an intriguing list of qualifications. You are clearly unique in such an impressive list. If you respond within one week, I will award you one week of modship at dates convenient to you. In one (1) week, this offer expires and you will only be left with your regrets of what might have been.

hi catspaw,

i realize that, technically, a week has passed. but as a canadian, and user of the metric system, i think you would be on board with this: a week should actually be ten days. and therefore, i have met the deadline.

You're aware that the metric system doesn't apply to weeks, right? However, I do applaud your out-of-the-box thinking. I am willing to offer you four days of your choice as long as you reply within four days, with a day being deducted for each day late until we are into negative numbers.

hi catspaw,

but it could. and it should. anyway, i was not able to accept the offer in one (1) week, due to extenuating circumstances such as: i forgor. would you consider a small extension?

Now that you have fully explained the extremely sympathetic circumstances regarding your late response, with such careful attention to spelling, I am once again willing to negotiate. Please share the dates best for you.

hi catspaw,

at this point, it's looking like october 13-20th of 2028 should be open for me.

Your shrewd negotiating skills have landed you the job of the century! Congrats.

hi catspaw,

i greatly look forward to moderating this great website. i don't exactly recall why i wanted to do this in the first place.

No problem - you have over three years to remember!