Smaug Ask!

[Smaug the Dragon]

A question and answer thread with a difference! I ask the questions and you answer them. Hurrah!

Yes, well. How likely is it that anyone will actually post in this thread?

[Hannahjiejie]

Not likely at all

[KODY 105]

When will you pose another query, may I inquire?

[jelly]

When will you pose another query, may I inquire?

No, you may not inquire.

[KODY 105]

*doesn't inquire*

Is that acceptable?

[Smaug the Dragon]

Perfectly acceptable, my friend.

I shall post a number of questions now, to keep you all busy for a while.

Which are better; black biros or blue biros and why?

Why is it that toast always lands butter side down down?

What is it that makes Pringles so addicting?

Why do photocopiers make weird noises when they turn on?

Is the tomato really a fruit or a vegetable?

Which smiley is the best suited for communicating suspicion?

How come whenever someone starts a question thread I get the urge to ask really REALLY stupid questions?

What is a stupid question?

Which user is answering this stupid question?

I think that's enough for now. =]

[JED]

Perfectly acceptable, my friend.

I shall post a number of questions now, to keep you all busy for a while.

Which are better; black biros or blue biros and why?

Why is it that toast always lands butter side down down?

What is it that makes Pringles so addicting?

Why do photocopiers make weird noises when they turn on?

Is the tomato really a fruit or a vegetable?

Which smiley is the best suited for communicating suspicion?

How come whenever someone starts a question thread I get the urge to ask really REALLY stupid questions?

What is a stupid question?

Which user is answering this stupid question?

I think that's enough for now. =]

1. biro's what are those? :anxious"
2. Because toast hates people!
3. I hate pringles I don't know WHY they are so addictiong....
4. Because that is the noise the photo copiers make when they turn on! Like when you grunt when you wake up in the morning.
5. Neither!
6.
7. Your questions.
8. JED, unfortunately....

[KODY 105]

Is the tomato really a fruit or a vegetable?

5. Neither!

Tomatoes of any genus are fruits by definition, though most people use them as vegetables.

[Fang-wa]

Which character in Animorphs is your favorite?

Which morph? And why?

[snubs]

Smaug!


Which are better; black biros or blue biros and why?
Black.

Why is it that toast always lands butter side down down?
It doesn't always.

What is it that makes Pringles so addicting?
Because they're thin and crunchy, and you can make duck faces.

Why do photocopiers make weird noises when they turn on?
Because they like to sound technical.

Is the tomato really a fruit or a vegetable?
I say it's a vegetable. But technically it's a fruit.

Which smiley is the best suited for communicating suspicion?
>_> or

How come whenever someone starts a question thread I get the urge to ask really REALLY stupid questions?
Because you like to lol.

What is a stupid question?
Something you already know.

Which user is answering this stupid question?
Not me..

[Joy]

Which are better; black biros or blue biros and why?

Why is it that toast always lands butter side down down?

What is it that makes Pringles so addicting?

Why do photocopiers make weird noises when they turn on?

Is the tomato really a fruit or a vegetable?

Which smiley is the best suited for communicating suspicion?

How come whenever someone starts a question thread I get the urge to ask really REALLY stupid questions?

What is a stupid question?

Which user is answering this stupid question?

1.Hmm....going by the fact that Google said it was a pen.....I'd say blue.
2. BECAUSE TOAST IS EVIL AND IS OUT TO DESTROY THE WORLD!
3. Because they are so delicious, and thin, and perfect!
4. They're talking to the other photocopiers and plotting world domination. Right?
5. It's a vegetable, because fruits aren't disgusting, and some vegetables are, so of course it belongs in the veggie category, 'cause it's slimy and disgusting.
6. I will give a list: Because he is considering something. Raising an eyebrow, and looking confused and a bit suspicious. It looks a little bit like it's in disbelief.
7. Probably because it'd be fun, and we'd all laugh.
8. A question made by a stupid person, of course.
9. Me, unavoidably.

[snubs]

I am going to ask you a question SINCE YOU HAVE DISAPPEARED.

Why/how are you so amazing?

[Smaug the Dragon]

*leans in close*

The secret is to keep people waiting.