Voice Mail, by Mr. Green!

[~JCGJ~]

If you want a rather humerous recording for your voicemail message, I'd be glad to help you out. I have a variety of voices/accents that I can do, as well as several scripts that I've written up. If you'd like to hear a sample of what I'm capable of, just shoot me a message, and I'll give you my cell phone number, so you can hear my personal recording.

If you'd like a random, prescripted (but personalized with your name) recording, it'll only cost you $13. If you have a script you'd like me to read, that'll only cost you $7. If you want a pre-recorded, generic message with no specific name, it'll cost $5. If you'd like me to just wing it, completely unprepared, I'll take $11.

[Catspaw]

I don't know how I previously missed seeing this! I don't want a message for my real voicemail, because I don't want to have to explain that to people from work etc. but I think it would be funny if you recorded what you think Catspaw's voicemail message should be, and maybe I could put it in my signature or something.

[~JCGJ~]

I don't know how I previously missed seeing this! I don't want a message for my real voicemail, because I don't want to have to explain that to people from work etc. but I think it would be funny if you recorded what you think Catspaw's voicemail message should be, and maybe I could put it in my signature or something.

I think I have a good idea... Though, I need to find the perfect location from which I can record it... I'll get back to you.

[Catspaw]

I don't know how I previously missed seeing this! I don't want a message for my real voicemail, because I don't want to have to explain that to people from work etc. but I think it would be funny if you recorded what you think Catspaw's voicemail message should be, and maybe I could put it in my signature or something.

I think I have a good idea... Though, I need to find the perfect location from which I can record it... I'll get back to you.

Yay! I'm not sure if I should be a little worried but I am eagerly awaiting the results of your good idea.

[~JCGJ~]

Wow. I completely dropped the ball on this one.
I'll get that voicemail to you as soon as I'm able to get to the perfect location (the place I have in mind is closed for Winter, but should be opening soon ).

[NatetheGreat]

Are you still doing this? I'd take one of your prescripted ones plus one that's just you winging it.

[~JCGJ~]

Are you still doing this? I'd take one of your prescripted ones plus one that's just you winging it.

Uh. Sure. Do you have DropBox or anything? We can sort this out in PM.

[NatetheGreat]

lol Ok. If you don't want to do it, I understand.