Grand Opening of The Punctuation Shop
A locally owned shop for all your punctuation needs! 
We sell high quality goods for special occasions, or in case your keyboard runs out of punctuation. Rates below.Samples to show The Punctuation Shop's quality merchandise. FOR DISPLAY ONLY
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Basic Punctuation
Commas, Periods, and Apostrophes ................. 15¢ apiece
Exclamation Marks and Question Marks ............ 25¢ apiece
Specialty Items
Ellipsis (new) ......................................... 40¢ apiece
Brackets, slashes, and parantheses ................ 50¢ apiece*
Ampersands, pounds, and dollar signs ............. 80¢ apiece
Colons and Semicolons .............................. $1.00 apiece
Tildes ................................................. $1.25 apiece
Carets ................................................ $2.50 apiece
Asterisks ............................................. $20.00 apiece†
Other items and special characters ................ (rates vary)
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, bulk orders of $20 or more are subject to a 10% discount. Inquire within about ~even more~ savings, including our new lifetime membership for only $99.99. Punctuation can be colored upon request in return for a 20% gratuity.
SPRING DISCOUNTS: Ellipses, Tildes, and Carets are all 15% off. Anyone who became a citizen of the Town in the spring is eligible for 20¢ off orders $1.75 or more.
*Please note that right parentheses are currently at a shortage and are thus 55¢ each for the time being. - This is no longer applicable, effective 5/5/17.
†Our asterisks are inspected by Terrence, our certified asterisk expert, to ensure they are of the utmost quality. Observe this rare blue asterisk: ~ * ~
Theft from The Punctuation Shop (henceforth known as "Us," "We," or "Our") will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. We are not liable for any injuries incurred while using, or through the use of, Our merchandise, including attack by Grammar Nazis. We require all purchase orders to be stated below. Special character price will be negotiated in the thread over the minimum price of $1.50. Those who neglect to use the Oxford comma will be shot on sight. To ensure customer safety and merchandise security, all orders will be delivered by PM; special order delivery not guaranteed. By posting in this thread or placing an order, you agree to all of Our terms and conditions.
