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You don't have a wish apparently, so I gave you one. :3

I wish I had a new lamborghini.
^AIOluver^

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This sentence is true.
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I dare you not to read this.
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Wish granted! But you wreck it :( Better luck next time

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Well, I guess I can't really ruin this one, or no, I'll just send you back in time a few days. :3

I wish I had more wishes.
^AIOluver^

Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
STOP.
This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.

I dare you not to read this.
Hey! I said not to read this.
Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.

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You do! You wish to be in Donald Trump's shoes right now.

I wish Trump would stop screwing up.
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Post by Paula »

Your wish doesn't come true. BOOM. Destroyed!

I wish that I could have an endless amount of twinkle lights :inlove:
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You do, but you accidentally electrocute yourself when plugging them in.

I wish that Trump would never take office.
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He doesn't!

Jimmy Hoffa does.

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They don't and they LOSEEEE!!!!!
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You do! Before CA income tax!

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You cannot, sir.

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He's not!
Neither is Nicolae Carpathia!

I wish cheeseburgers were healthy and still tasted great.
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Technically...you can find healthy alternatives to fast food favourites. Though for the sake of the game, all cheeseburgers are full of fatty juices and cholesterol raising grease.

I wish I had a muffin.
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Congrats on a kale muffin darling.

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It does... Because everything on it has been deleted. By Russia!

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The rules were changed, but then all the teams inflate the footballs so much that they were kicked out of the atmosphere.

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^You do... When a cottonmouth snake climbs into your bed.

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WISH GRANTED:
It's not crowded anymore!!

....... because someone let loose toxic chemicals and everyone passed out :D :boohoo:



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Obviouslyyyyyy you give your forty bucks and once cent to me. :D

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It does! Someone posts Malware.

I wish Congress acted quicker.
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That's not how Congress works.

I wish I could meet John John Florence. \:D/
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