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Do you like big dogs or small dogs better?
- Marvin D.
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I like all dogs as long as they don't bark and bark and bark.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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*bark bark bark*
What's the thickest book you've ever seen?
What's the thickest book you've ever seen?
If you inherited the throne of England, would you refuse it?
- Marvin D.
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@Isaiah--probably an encyclopedia but my brain's too frazled rn
@Moontide--I would take it for a day and then sashay away
@Moontide--I would take it for a day and then sashay away
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Is maths grammatically correct?
- Marvin D.
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Most of Europe uses maths
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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- Knight Fisher
- I fish in the darkness
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I need advice oh sage one. I now have a big scar running down my chest. How should I say I got it?
To LGBT ToOers: The world is so much wider than your family and church. There are accepting people out there.
I need a cool story for how I sprained my ankle. Tripping on a rock because I wasn't paying attention is lame.
I am confused
- Marvin D.
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Are you just unbuttoning your shirt at every opportunity to impress the girls? Either way, tell them you had like, an extra heart or something. And you underwent a risky surgery to give your spare heart to this one girl you never could work up the courage to talk to, but now you're fueled by the fact that she is alive because of you and that she literally carries a piece of you insideKnight Fisher wrote:I need advice oh sage one. I now have a big scar running down my chest. How should I say I got it?
Tell people you barely escaped from the KGB and got caught and tortured before they decided to let you go. Then tell them you need a place to hide since you're protecting international secrets that could rip the very fabric of society apart. You get free food AND lodging!E II wrote:I need a cool story for how I sprained my ankle. Tripping on a rock because I wasn't paying attention is lame.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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- Knight Fisher
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I knew there was a reason I came to you.
To LGBT ToOers: The world is so much wider than your family and church. There are accepting people out there.
- Marvin D.
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*bows*
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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I think there are some girls I know that have a crush on me... But I'm not not interested in dating anyone right now. WHAT SHOULD I DO? (I've already tried throwing mud on them....)
- Marvin D.
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Throw pepper on them.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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There's a guy who thinks I have a crush on him. But I don't. What should I do?
I have learned to kiss the wave that throws me against the rock of ages. ~C.H. Spurgeon
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
- Marvin D.
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Connie: Hit him with a shovel. That'll quite literally crush him!
Countess: Kill her on purpose in Mafia. Gotta set the record straight
Countess: Kill her on purpose in Mafia. Gotta set the record straight
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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What is the largest amount of sugar you have ingested at once?
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance. It's that they know so much that isn't so." ---President Ronald Reagan
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MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
- Parakeet
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I like a guy who's a month younger than me, I'm 14 and a girl (of course)
About a year ago, before I liked him, he found out I was older than him and he's taller than me so he couldn't believe it. Then his friend just randomly said "he likes you" to me right in front of him. Then my future crush started chasing him around like he was mad. Do you think he really liked (or likes) me? Thanks
Also a six year old says he loves me it's really cute but what should I do?
Okay bye
About a year ago, before I liked him, he found out I was older than him and he's taller than me so he couldn't believe it. Then his friend just randomly said "he likes you" to me right in front of him. Then my future crush started chasing him around like he was mad. Do you think he really liked (or likes) me? Thanks
Also a six year old says he loves me it's really cute but what should I do?
Okay bye
Don't you
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.