Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

[Lark]

Wish granted but you burn up.

I wish someone would grant my wish that I posted. In case you forgot:

I wish I had a fireproof, waterproof, ice proof, weatherproof, can breathe underwater, unicorn. That can't be controlled by anyone else, can't be stolen, borrowed, killed, locked up, captured, kidnapped, struck by lightning, blown away, lost, die of thirst or hunger, be unhappy, be head shy, not like me, have me be anything above, and can only be a perfect, well-behaved, beautiful unicorn. (Heheh)

[Paula]

...No...That wish will never happen.

I wish dinner could make itself. [Waaaaaait...]

[Lark]

Wish granted, for one night.

[Paula]

YAY!!!

Your wish doesn't come true, because it looks a tad bit invisible

I wish you would stop posting.

[Lark]

Wish granted, but I only stopped to fix my hair. But I'm back.

I wish that I could wish without a grammar issue in the way of my wish getting granted.

[Paula]

Your wish is granted, but your logic completely confuses Paula.

I wish that every single person in the whole world would love God. [Don't spoil this one for me -_-]

[LIGHTNING]

I won't, instead I shall grant pour Uni's wish!

Oh wow, you really thought this one out... Gosh, I can't think of any way around it.
Right, you get your unicorn and become a lawyer...

I wish for 1,000,000 ToO dollars!

[Moontide]

You get them, but the rapid increase in the money supply causes them causes hyper-inflation, which means they are worthless.

[LIGHTNING]

Congratulations Moontide!!!
You are the winner! This means your wish will in real life come true just as you said it!

Now pl...
ahh...
oh wait...
hm, that is most unfortunate...

[Lark]

Wish granted. You wish was to watch MLP for the rest of your life. GRANTED! (Heh. *grins evily*)

I wish I could not be blind by bright lights of the computer right now.... *proceeds to scream at computer*

[LIGHTNING]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh, wish granted, your screen blows up...

I wish that I was cursed!



I think I am starting to know how to get nice results!

[Paula]

Wish granted. That's all.

I wish that reading poetry was super easy.

[Moontide]

It is but it means that everything is in rhymes.

I wish I could do more each day.

[Pianoman]

Your wish is granted! But you are instantly blinded, and can no longer do what you like to do.

I wish the recording of the song I played would be corrupted, so no one will have to listen to it.

[Moontide]

The file is corrupted, but it is still a valid audio file and now plays at double speed.

I wish there were more people using the ToO.

[Pianoman]

Your wish is granted, by they all are spammers and they kill the entire board.

[by the way, playing at double speed would still make it difficult to hear ]

I wish Paula was on the chat.

[Paula]

Your wish is granted, but she goes on three hours after you leave. *cries*

I wish I could do a double full(twist).

[Lark]

Wish granted, but no one knows what you are talking about so they aren't impressed.

I wish this game wasn't so depressing.

[Paula]

Your wish is never granted, because let's be honest now...Wishing is sooo overrated

I wish I could be allergy free

[Pianoman]

Your wish is granted, but you have to take 30 billion pills every day in order to stay that way.

I wish I didn't have to work so much.