Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

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Steve
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Your wish has been destroyed.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Stop Wooton' Around
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Post by Stop Wooton' Around »

You will now be forever sick and never get healthy! That actually would be awful

I wish that they would invent a grass that doesn't need mowed.
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they did, but a horse galloped into where the lab was and destroyed the formula

I wish i had a email
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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
STOP.
This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.

I dare you not to read this.
Hey! I said not to read this.
Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.


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Woody
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Post by Woody »

You now have an email. But a hacker breaks in, and emails everyone you know that you are engaged to the biggest weirdo in the world(the man in your avy) and no one ever speaks to you again.

I wish Lego Batman 2 had more levels and villain mode.
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Steve
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Post by Steve »

It does. And you consume all your time playing it. You never see the light of day again.

I wish unicorns would pick me up and take me sledding on a rainbow.
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Woody
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Post by Woody »

They do, but the rainbow suddenly dissolves and you fall to your death.

I wish they made the new Professor Layton games for DS
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Post by Agent 86 »

They did, but one of the beta testers know it's not safe and destroy the game

I wish i was a punter for the Kansas City Chiefs
^AIOluver^

Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
STOP.
This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.

I dare you not to read this.
Hey! I said not to read this.
Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.


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Honey Wheeler
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Post by Honey Wheeler »

HAHAHA, NEVER!!!!

I wish I was not afraid of dogs.
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Joy
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Post by Joy »

Wish granted, but you were so unafraid of them, you went to live with them, and abandoned your family.

I wish I could live at an amusement park.
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Woody
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Post by Woody »

Congratulations!!!! You now live inside Disneyland!!!! But, when security finds out you live there, they take you to the jail underneath Toontown(Which, I know for a fact exists. A friend of a friend of mine has been there.) where you are forced to stay for the rest of your life!(Oh, and security also blows up your old house)

I wish Joy would wear the Despicable Me set I made for her.
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Honey Wheeler
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Post by Honey Wheeler »

Wish denied.....Joy will never wear your set and you will break down in tears and drown in them, because you will be in a room without a way of escape


I wish that I could speak fluent French.
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Woody
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Post by Woody »

You now speak French!!!! Only, you slip up and accidentally tell some French people to drown you in a vat of chocolate. You die a very very delicious death.

I wish KF would start the next event of the Dark Ages NOW!!!!!!
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Steve
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Post by Steve »

He does. You lose.

I wanna go home. I want my baby back. I wanna go baaaaccccccckkkkkkk!
-ELO (and that is my wish)
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Woody
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You go home and get your baby back. But then, your baby dies.

I wish I had a Nerf gun
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Post by Knight Fisher »

You get the Volcanic Twin Barrel Shot Gun for your birthday. After you shoot through the TV. And a volcano opens up and devours your cat. Your mom tosses it in the dumpster and forbids you from ever having one again.

I wish I was not tired.
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Honey Wheeler
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Post by Honey Wheeler »

Wish Granted, but you were soo excessively energy filled that you fall off of your bead when jumping on it and go into a coma.

I wish that I was a good at writing stories.
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Woody
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Post by Woody »

@KF Well, at least I got rid of the cat! \:D/

Wow. Honey Wheeler is now good at writing stories! She writes an amazing book, but nobody reads it because they are afraid it won't be good.

I wish bookworm would use more smileys...
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Honey Wheeler
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Post by Honey Wheeler »

Woody, Wish granted. but Bookworm now uses soo many smileys that it's all he ever uses and no one can understand what he says.


I wish I was a runner.
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I love words. I love to sing them and speak them and even now, I must admit, I have fallen into the joy of writing them.
~Anne Rice
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P »

You are but you get so tired of the music and decide to kill urself

I wish Maxwell Smart would go to bed
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The Mysterious
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Post by The Mysterious »

Wish Granted, but you get attacked by Mafia members, and Maxwell Smart isn't there to protect you.

I wish more ToO people will join the SS, and see the ERK vs KRE war.
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