Odyssey + the Real World
- The Old Judge
- Catspaw is splendiferous
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I was practicing my piano tonight, and the news was on in the background. I overheard the beginnings of an announcement about low-end, illegal chemotherapy drugs being smuggled into a nearby city. Since I just listened to The Pilot, Part 2 today, I knew exactly what they were talking about. "Black market pharmaceuticals, brought in from another country."
"Some folks say, 'Well, America's gone too far,' and I say, 'Lazarus was dead, but that wasn't too much for Jesus.'"
---Jeff Fugate
---Jeff Fugate
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Some guy's name on Facebook was "Jay Smith (CauseAndEffect)".
I did a double-take and realized that it didn't say Smouse.
I did a double-take and realized that it didn't say Smouse.

he/him | attorney | spartan | christian | bleeding heart type
Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
- The Old Judge
- Catspaw is splendiferous
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- Joined: July 2013
A special speaker is coming in two weeks to speak at our church. The bulletin was making the announcement about his coming with his wife, Priscilla. So I thought of Priscilla Peterson.
"Some folks say, 'Well, America's gone too far,' and I say, 'Lazarus was dead, but that wasn't too much for Jesus.'"
---Jeff Fugate
---Jeff Fugate
I work in a library, and every time I see this magazine come through I think of AIO, for pretty obvious reasons. I mean, even the colors are similar. A little different font, but close at least.

Also, Odyssey Realty.


Also, Odyssey Realty.

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Katrina Meltsner talking to Katrina Shanks Video
(Pamela Hayden and Audrey Wasilewski face-off)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDHyEphRM4g
Yep. Using my signature for a shameless plug. But trust me. If I can be so arrogant, I think it'll be worth your time.
(Pamela Hayden and Audrey Wasilewski face-off)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDHyEphRM4g
Yep. Using my signature for a shameless plug. But trust me. If I can be so arrogant, I think it'll be worth your time.
- The Old Judge
- Catspaw is splendiferous
- Posts: 193
- Joined: July 2013
I was working on a computer today, and a man next to me was playing some type of computer game. I didn't look over to see what it was, but it had those tacky old "Pew, pew!" Noises of old shooting arcade games. My first thought was "Verminoids," and then I though, "Well, Zappazoids is older. It's probably more so Zappazoids."
"Some folks say, 'Well, America's gone too far,' and I say, 'Lazarus was dead, but that wasn't too much for Jesus.'"
---Jeff Fugate
---Jeff Fugate
There's a real estate company called Wooten Basset Real Estate. 

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Wakko's some old creepy guy from the 1900's. - Paula

Wakko's some old creepy guy from the 1900's. - Paula
- EvangelineWalker
- I'm a teapot
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- Location: Normal
A real real estate company???!
I saw a little boy, about 6, at the playground yesterday. Someone said, "Is your name Max?"
He said, "Yes it is. Maxwell Hardin Wells, that is." Just his precision of speech reminded me of a young genius, like a little Eugene.

I saw a little boy, about 6, at the playground yesterday. Someone said, "Is your name Max?"
He said, "Yes it is. Maxwell Hardin Wells, that is." Just his precision of speech reminded me of a young genius, like a little Eugene.

- TigerintheShadows
- Ignorance of the law is no excuse
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- Joined: August 2009
- Location: Guess. I dare you.
I was writing an essay recently in which I used NASA as an example, and my writing may or may not have taken some inspiration from Eugene's rant in "Tales of a Small-Town Thug". 


"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" "So he can sneak up on people. Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking..."
"And now the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."
"It unscrews the other way."
AIO tumblr sideblog
- EvangelineWalker
- I'm a teapot
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Today my sister and I were looking for books to take along on a trip, and there was one by Emerson. I thought the lines, "Emerson's essays!" -Eugene
"Oh, that makes all the difference!" (or something) -Connie
(I forgot the exact episode)
And we mentioned Thoreau, and I thought, "Like Thoreau said man, simplify." - Plato.
"Simplify Schmimplify!"- Jerry Whittaker
(memories of Jerry)
"Oh, that makes all the difference!" (or something) -Connie
(I forgot the exact episode)
And we mentioned Thoreau, and I thought, "Like Thoreau said man, simplify." - Plato.
"Simplify Schmimplify!"- Jerry Whittaker
(memories of Jerry)
- Mrs Jason Whittaker
- Classic
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- Joined: March 2008
- Location: Mitchell, SD
I got an email from someone recently telling me "I can forgive you for what you did to me." And I could hear David Parker's voice saying to Camilla "I didn't ask for your forgiveness."
Also, I just seriously read an article with research by a Professor Boswell. That totally made my day!
Also, I just seriously read an article with research by a Professor Boswell. That totally made my day!
"Your days, at the most, cannot be long. It would be best to use them for the glory of God and the benefit of your generation."
-William Booth
-William Booth
I saw two names written one on top of the other in a list, and two names right next to each other stood out. The list looked like this:
Chris
Anthony
I don't think any further explanation is required.
It made me smile!
Chris
Anthony
I don't think any further explanation is required.


I saw a Britain's Got Talent video where a librarian named Eugene performed a piece of poetry. Need I say more?
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
- Graces4you
- Love to love
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- Location: Somewhere in a Beautiful Valley That everyone ought a see.
There's a new organization called Hand up that helps homeless people/people in need https://handup.us/ 

- EvangelineWalker
- I'm a teapot
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- Joined: January 2006
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I just watched an X-file where they mentioned handicapped using brain waves to operate devices.
I read a book where it mentions someone named "Connie".
I read a book where it mentions someone named "Connie".
Today I had the unfortunate case of having an AIO quote describe part of my evening: "Forgot my wallet." It's one of those one-liner quotes that I always found funny when I was younger, and today it came to mind after I rushed off after an evening church event to run a few errands when I realized that I did not have my wallet with me. Oops! I didn't even realize until I was sitting a red light with my left turn signal on to turn towards the store and the gas station I planned to stop at, when the thought struck me. It became a right turn signal, a trip home, and a plan to do errands tomorrow instead.
I'm trying to remember for sure which episode "Forgot my wallet" is from. I keep thinking that it might be "Chores No More," but it might be a different one with some of those same kids/types of kids that were in a few episodes that didn't do much and that nobody really cared about.
Somebody let me know if they know for sure!

I'm trying to remember for sure which episode "Forgot my wallet" is from. I keep thinking that it might be "Chores No More," but it might be a different one with some of those same kids/types of kids that were in a few episodes that didn't do much and that nobody really cared about.


- The Mysterious
- I've been here a bit
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- Joined: August 2014
I've seen a yogurt brand called "MilkandEgg"
- Leonard Meltsner
- I'm memorable
- Posts: 1542
- Joined: January 2010
- Location: Odyssey, of course!! Isn't that implied in the name of the forum?
It is indeed "Chores No More", at the beginning, with reference to Duane saving money be making Ivan buy his movie ticket for him.Catspaw wrote:Today I had the unfortunate case of having an AIO quote describe part of my evening: "Forgot my wallet." It's one of those one-liner quotes that I always found funny when I was younger, and today it came to mind after I rushed off after an evening church event to run a few errands when I realized that I did not have my wallet with me. Oops! I didn't even realize until I was sitting a red light with my left turn signal on to turn towards the store and the gas station I planned to stop at, when the thought struck me. It became a right turn signal, a trip home, and a plan to do errands tomorrow instead.![]()
I'm trying to remember for sure which episode "Forgot my wallet" is from. I keep thinking that it might be "Chores No More," but it might be a different one with some of those same kids/types of kids that were in a few episodes that didn't do much and that nobody really cared about.Somebody let me know if they know for sure!

That sounds like a super weird name to me, but whatever. Still a fun reminder of AIO!The Mysterious wrote:I've seen a yogurt brand called "MilkandEgg"
Thanks for confirming the episode name, Leonard. I remembered that somebody had to pay for somebody else's ticket (and I think there's a bad Star Wars impression in there too)


- The Mysterious
- I've been here a bit
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Actually, it was a flavor.