Mmm...don't suppose we should tell you, then, if you're going to insult us. That is no way to treat a lady--sort of like everything quoted in this thread.Marvin D. wrote:No, you sophisticated and snobby upper-class women haven't let me in on the gossip that's apparently about me.TigerintheShadows wrote:What, you haven't heard?Marvin D. wrote:The father to wha. .er, who?Amethystic wrote:Who said I'm being funny? You're the father, Marvin. (Who the mother is hasn't yet been determined.)Marvin D. wrote:Ha, ha, and she thinks she's funnyAmethystic wrote:Funny, I was thinking this had something to do with pregnancy.TigerintheShadows wrote:Definitely that you, Marvin, are a sweet, kind, caring, sensitive individual who is never, ever sarcastic and always gushes over the sweetest things.Marvin D. wrote:And just WHAT are you saying, Ms. Tiger?TigerintheShadows wrote:Have you forgotten the person to whom you directed your post?Amethystic wrote:...Okay, let's not take this too far.
Romantic Quote that I'm Going to be Using Soon.
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Since only a few of you like my quote, here is my backup post.
I'm just waiting until I find a crush..
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I'm not sure how to interpret that statement. Perhaps it's some sort of intellectual astronomy joke I'm missing?
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Maybe the whole world revolves around the two of them?
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I think the point is that the phrase "zoomed out a bit," is extremely under-exaggerated. because it is in fact zoomed out a lot.
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It's like...
a) I have a crush.
b) I'm too shy to admit who I like, so I zoomed out the picture.
a) I have a crush.
b) I'm too shy to admit who I like, so I zoomed out the picture.
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Except he previously said that he was waiting to find a crush, so. .
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Yes, all of these wonderful romantic posts well go live after the right girl is discovered..Marvin D. wrote:Except he previously said that he was waiting to find a crush, so. .
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So like, when you're forty and the rest of us all have grand kids.
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Oh, AE's more romantic that that, Amy. I'll give him thirty-five.
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Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.
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Just as long as she doesn't stop by here, you know. Other than that, he'll be all good
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That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.
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Don't feel bad, AE. I know plenty of girls that would melt if they heard that about them, and I might just tell a few for fun. You know, OJ the Romantic.
And girls, who says you two have any better chance of getting someone at a younger age than he has? Hm?
And girls, who says you two have any better chance of getting someone at a younger age than he has? Hm?
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Girlfriend please, have you seen how outrageously attractive I am?
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Nope, unless you are your avatar picture, in which case I would not like to see that.
And don't call me "girlfriend." That may be okay with some people, but if you haven't noticed, I'm not a fifteen year old girl.
And don't call me "girlfriend." That may be okay with some people, but if you haven't noticed, I'm not a fifteen year old girl.
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Please Note: Tiger does not care for the phrase "Hey Woman. I like yo face." (In case anyone hadn't pick up on that yet. )TigerintheShadows wrote:That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.
Double post fixed - Woody
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HEY, WOMAN. YOU TALKING TO ME?TigerintheShadows wrote:That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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I know I won't. That's why I talk--it takes a single-at-thirty to know a single-at-thirty.The Old Judge wrote:And girls, who says you two have any better chance of getting someone at a younger age than he has? Hm?
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Of course not! You must be at least sixteen.The Old Judge wrote:Nope, unless you are your avatar picture, in which case I would not like to see that.
And don't call me "girlfriend." That may be okay with some people, but if you haven't noticed, I'm not a fifteen year old girl.