Satiness
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
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- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
Cue infomercial:
"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"
Voiceover, fade to logo:
"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"
"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"
Voiceover, fade to logo:
"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
"Here's the best part: it's absolutely free! Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!"
Love. Unconditionally.
Love. Unconditionally.
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
- Posts: 833
- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
THAT. Was one of the best things I've read in a long time. xDJelly wrote:Cue infomercial:
"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"
Voiceover, fade to logo:
"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"
Can I get you to write the commercials for my upcoming website?
merp.
Boom!Jelly wrote:"Here's the best part: it's absolutely free! Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!"
Love. Unconditionally.
You sold me.
They/Them
That's a poor business model.Jelly wrote:Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
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- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
Aaaaaaand Bookworm's never ending logic comes into play.
Anyways, we should probably get back on topic now.
Anyways, we should probably get back on topic now.
merp.
I hate it when life is a poor business model.
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Um, I think satiness is the topic now.Samantha14 wrote:Aaaaaaand Bookworm's never ending logic comes into play.
Anyways, we should probably get back on topic now.
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They/Them
Absolutely. I mean, we could talk about being gay and stuff, but that conversation seems too ripe with negativity right now. I'd rather talk about satiness any day!
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
- Posts: 833
- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
VERY awesome. We're taking the Second Church of Odyssey in the right direction!
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
- Posts: 833
- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
As long as it's not one direction, I'm happy.Jelly wrote:VERY awesome. We're taking the Second Church of Odyssey in the right direction!
merp.
But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
- Posts: 833
- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.Jelly wrote:But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!
merp.
Um... I think you meant up...Samantha14 wrote:Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.Jelly wrote:But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!
They/Them
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
- Posts: 833
- Joined: November 2012
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Uhm, no. I meant what I said and I said what I meant.~JCGJ~ wrote:Um... I think you meant up...Samantha14 wrote:Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.Jelly wrote:But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!
Though I was totally kidding. =P
merp.