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"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"
Voiceover, fade to logo:
"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
"Here's the best part: it's absolutely free! Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!"
Love. Unconditionally.
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"
Voiceover, fade to logo:
"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"
THAT. Was one of the best things I've read in a long time. xD
Can I get you to write the commercials for my upcoming website?
Jelly wrote:"Here's the best part: it's absolutely free! Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!"
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Absolutely. I mean, we could talk about being gay and stuff, but that conversation seems too ripe with negativity right now. I'd rather talk about satiness any day!
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
VERY awesome. We're taking the Second Church of Odyssey in the right direction!
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait