This Contest Has No Name
This Contest Has No Name
. .because I'm too lazy to come up with a title. The premise is simple: merely post, and I shall donate to you a certain amount of money. I will be giving away approximately $100 (so not very much, but don't complain) to random people who post. The wittier the posts are, the better. If I laugh, you may get more. It really is all quite haphazard.
You MAY post more than once, only after I have given you money. There is no guarantee that you will receive more.
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You MAY post more than once, only after I have given you money. There is no guarantee that you will receive more.
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"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
- Posts: 833
- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
$7.77 went to AS, and our (not-so) lovely admin gets a random amount of $10.21!
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
- Posts: 833
- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
merp.
$3.41 to the ever-picky bookworm!
$6.16 to the one who posted the amusing photograph!
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
- radgeek
- Catspaw Rocks!
- Posts: 766
- Joined: January 2011
- Location: By my husband's side or the pharmacy
It is important to remember that ultimately, all the struggles we face are spiritual struggles. The battle may be in this world, but ultimately it is spiritual in nature.
I have the best signature ever!
ToO mother of Merlin J. Marvin, iluvsns, ric, TKD, Alyssa, Garrett, ID4J and Monty and the other siblings that I've yet to find. ToO sister of Whitty Whit.
In the market for a Reformers Unanimous Signature Banner
Blitz: You Americans are lost. As missionaries, we generally hate stereotypes.
Jelly: Was this meant to be ironic?
ToO mother of Merlin J. Marvin, iluvsns, ric, TKD, Alyssa, Garrett, ID4J and Monty and the other siblings that I've yet to find. ToO sister of Whitty Whit.
In the market for a Reformers Unanimous Signature Banner
Blitz: You Americans are lost. As missionaries, we generally hate stereotypes.
Jelly: Was this meant to be ironic?
Because that no is funny. .
. .I give you $5.92.
Because I can.
. .I give you $5.92.
Because I can.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
@ Sam:
You would ban someone for stating an objective fact?
@ Marvin:
You would be amused by someone being banned for stating an objective fact?
When did this Town revert back to a dictatorship?
You would ban someone for stating an objective fact?
@ Marvin:
You would be amused by someone being banned for stating an objective fact?
When did this Town revert back to a dictatorship?
- Samantha14
- All That Is Sam.
- Posts: 833
- Joined: November 2012
- Location: Wandering.
@Bookworm: No. It was called sarcasm.
@Marvin: I. TOLD. YOU. SO. ^^^^^
#Satisfied Sam
@Marvin: I. TOLD. YOU. SO. ^^^^^
#Satisfied Sam
merp.
They/Them
One cent to you, Misterbookworm wrote:@ Sam:
You would ban someone for stating an objective fact?
@ Marvin:
You would be amused by someone being banned for stating an objective fact?
When did this Town revert back to a dictatorship?
99 cents to you!Samantha14 wrote:@Bookworm: No. It was called sarcasm.
@Marvin: I. TOLD. YOU. SO. ^^^^^
#Satisfied Sam
$4.99 to Mr. Green!~JCGJ~ wrote:
That's a dollar for stating the obviousAftershocker wrote:Coolness! I got money!
montywhittakerIII wrote:Revert back? When has it not been a dictatorship?bookworm wrote: When did this Town revert back to a dictatorship?
Er, $8.12 coming right up.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
- radgeek
- Catspaw Rocks!
- Posts: 766
- Joined: January 2011
- Location: By my husband's side or the pharmacy
So you want you funny bone tickled and not you soul feed?
I have the best signature ever!
ToO mother of Merlin J. Marvin, iluvsns, ric, TKD, Alyssa, Garrett, ID4J and Monty and the other siblings that I've yet to find. ToO sister of Whitty Whit.
In the market for a Reformers Unanimous Signature Banner
Blitz: You Americans are lost. As missionaries, we generally hate stereotypes.
Jelly: Was this meant to be ironic?
ToO mother of Merlin J. Marvin, iluvsns, ric, TKD, Alyssa, Garrett, ID4J and Monty and the other siblings that I've yet to find. ToO sister of Whitty Whit.
In the market for a Reformers Unanimous Signature Banner
Blitz: You Americans are lost. As missionaries, we generally hate stereotypes.
Jelly: Was this meant to be ironic?
Marvin D. wrote:The wittier the posts are, the better. If I laugh, you may get more. It really is .
Plus it was your SKYPE STATUS, so I had already read it
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
- Jesus' Princess
- Country Girl
- Posts: 4973
- Joined: April 2011
- Location: on the farm
*Thinks about posting a nice post in Josh's thread*
*decides not to*
*decides not to*
Your bluntness and honesty have rewarded you with $5.31.
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
- godisawesomeness99
- Popsicle kid
- Posts: 454
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: I live in a very very secret place called seattle
I'm awesome. end of disscusion
Daniel- Seattle Pacific University '22
Music is how God speaks to me
I used to be here.... but now I'm probably not.... so yeah
Music is how God speaks to me
I used to be here.... but now I'm probably not.... so yeah