Possibly the best church website EVER.
Sci-fi, rock 'n roll, and giant scrolling faces!
Possibly the best church website EVER.

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It saddens me to think that this church discriminates against people with epilepsy. 

Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
YES. I have seen this. Wow. Can we hire that web designer to redo The ToO? 

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PIONEERING! MENTORING! MODELING!
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A LIKE BUTTON.J-man wrote:The 1990s called, they want their web designer back.

In other news, this is like..my favourite website ever. EVER.

"Any aspect of your faith which you do not question, is the one which should be questioned most."
"I totally approve of toddlers getting married." -Continental Admiral (aka Baragon)
Win^Jelly wrote:It saddens me to think that this church discriminates against people with epilepsy.
And evangelical church websites have made me despise any website using even a moderate amount of flash.
I will forever feel inadequate about any webpage I design.

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Flash is evil and should die a fiery death.Jonathan wrote:Win^Jelly wrote:It saddens me to think that this church discriminates against people with epilepsy.
And evangelical church websites have made me despise any website using even a moderate amount of flash.
..unless it's games or something, that's cool.

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Quite a lot going on there church website. Why did you need all that again?
Also, it's awesome, but it makes me afraid a screamer is going to pop up.
Also, it's awesome, but it makes me afraid a screamer is going to pop up.

Peri: Do you mean the TARDIS is malfunctioning again?
The Doctor: Malfunctioning? [pause] Malfunctioning? MALFUNCTIONING!?
isn't it obvious? They're CULTURALLY RELEVANT.jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:Quite a lot going on there church website. Why did you need all that again?
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
[quote="J-man"Flash is evil and should die a fiery death.
..unless it's games or something, that's cool.[/quote]
*like button*
Also, I forgot about those. Now I'm going to worry that random websites will start screaming at me until I forget about them again in about 27 minutes.
..unless it's games or something, that's cool.[/quote]
*like button*
*like button*jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:Also, it's awesome, but it makes me afraid a screamer is going to pop up.
Also, I forgot about those. Now I'm going to worry that random websites will start screaming at me until I forget about them again in about 27 minutes.
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I know right? They have a statue of a guy with a SWORD.Jelly wrote:isn't it obvious? They're CULTURALLY RELEVANT.jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:Quite a lot going on there church website. Why did you need all that again?
Win #2 ^J-man wrote:Flash is evil and should die a fiery death.Jonathan wrote:Win^Jelly wrote:It saddens me to think that this church discriminates against people with epilepsy.
And evangelical church websites have made me despise any website using even a moderate amount of flash.
..unless it's games or something, that's cool.
That website is the busiest website for a church I've ever seen. I was so distracted by the intro and main page I forgot for a minute to look for the pastor's info, etc. They have their own IT guy listed in the staff page? That is such a cool place-- I would love to work for a church in the IT dept.

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Indeed; it was a bit distracting having a voice narrate the whole thing, with all the pictures, and music, and who knows what else.

Indeed; it was a bit distracting having a voice narrate the whole thing, with all the pictures, and music, and who knows what else.

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CONTEMPORARY, even!Trixie Belden wrote:Dude. I want to go to this church. It looks like fun.

Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Wow, I was expecting a 90's video game villian to pop up during the intro.
Something about that place makes me uneasy. And I have never heard of a church calling a pastor's wife the First Lady.
Something about that place makes me uneasy. And I have never heard of a church calling a pastor's wife the First Lady.
