Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

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Joy
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Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

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So basically, someone makes a wish, and then the person who posts below them...well, the example will explain it better.

SmileySmiler: I wish I had a drivers license!
Cherrycheesecake: Wish granted, but your drivers license got eaten by your dog.
I wish I had a new bike!
Dill: Wish granted, but it's old, and cheap, and it breaks the first time you ride it.
I wish I had a jar of chocolate chip cookies!

And so let the destroying of wishes begin! :badgrin: (Also, make sure to put evil, or laughing smiley faces on your posts. It'll make it more fun!)
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I wish I had pie. :(
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Steve
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I ATE UR PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

\:D/

I wish Taps was alive.
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Monty
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He is. That's about as bad as I can make it. ;)

I wish I could get a perfect score in tomorrow's oral presentation competition.
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Joy
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Wish granted, but you threw up after-wards, and everybody is laughing at you.
I wish I had a horse.
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Mimi
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Post by Mimi »

Wish granted. You get the horse of your dreams, but it throws you over a fence during the first ride :no:

I wish I could go to Ghana.
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Enjoy your trip! However, you're going to be there the week Gauis is in America. :(

I wish I had a few more hours per day.
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Steve
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Post by Steve »

You do...and then you waste them by sleeping through the afternoon...

I wish Taps was dead again.
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He's dead, but some bozo had a defibrillator and shocked him to life. :(

I wish I can fly.
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Post by Steve »

You can. But you are sucked into a jet engine.

I wish I had a sandwich.
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Post by Monty »

You do, but Taps made it. :(

I wish Team Griffin made it onto the ballot, was reelected, had an amazing term that everyone enjoyed, and had a miniature story arc three quarters of the way through.
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Steve
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Team Griffin is elected, but everyone leaves because of it. \:D/

I wish I had a car.
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Post by Monty »

You get a car that is in amazing condition and runs well, but the first day you drive it, a large piano falls out of the sky and smashes it into little pieces. :(

I wish Steve was a real person.
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Post by American Eagle »

Steve IS a real person; however, he is 3'8", fat and covered with zits. Also, he has a girlfriend and you don't.

I wish I would find a piggy bank full of 100-dollar-bills.
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Post by Steve »

You do, but the piggy bank comes to life and eats you.

I wish American Eagle looked like he described me. \:D/
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Post by Knight Fisher »

What are you talking about? AE is physically mature. He don't got no zits and he's pure muscle.

I wish the Cubs would win a World Series.
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Wish granted, but Tom Brady totally beats them in the play-offs and they're made a total mockery.

I wish I could save a life!
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Post by Joanne »

You do, but you are then pulled into the dark pit you saved the person from falling into and die.

I wish I could be in the Olympics.
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Joy
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Post by Joy »

Wish granted, but you lose horribly for your team, and they all hate you and throw tomatoes at your FACE!

I wish my dad would let me get a teddy bear hamster!
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Post by Joanne »

He does. But it chews out of it's cage and chews up our favorite ear buds and pillow.

I wish I owned a horse.
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