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Post by Shennifer »

Jelly wrote:I have this little tracking device cleverly hidden in my back pocket... would that help? :-k

*gets buried*

oh snap.
:hilarious: nice one, Jelly.

I can't resist. I simply must post here again.
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Till the end of the line.
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“I was going for ‘Don’t get killed’ but yours works too.”
*signal tracker thing beeps*
“They’re moving him! Go!”
*rushes building*
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Post by ric »

*into walkie*

TKD, take him to the emergency site. But first, check him for tracking devices. He must have had an extra one.

I'll stay here and keep them out.
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Post by bookworm »

It won’t help to toss the tracking device now, we’re here. ;)

“There’s someone taking Jelly away! But here’s someone staying here and trying to keep us out!”
*begins shooting*
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Post by ric »

bookworm wrote:It won’t help to toss the tracking device now, we’re here. ;)

“There’s someone taking Jelly away! But here’s someone staying here and trying to keep us out!”
*begins shooting*
Um, yes, it would, 'cause if we didn't, you would know where we took Jelly.

*types on keyboard*

Kay, I'm sealing off all entrances.

*types more*

And activating defense systems.

*moves a joystick controlling several large guns sticking out of parapets*

*talks into mic*

Surrender now. You'll never make it past our defenses, and even if you did, Jelly is already gone. And even if you did find him, he already told us everything. Mwahahaha. :-
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Post by bookworm »

“If he told you everything, let him go!”
*fires at turrets*
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Post by ric »

Nah. We're going to keep him as insurance. Or something. I'm not too clear about what the whole plan is.... :-k

Whatever.

*fires a warning shot*
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*begins planting explosives all over building*
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Post by ric »

*looks at computer monitor*

Nice 10 cent bombs. :-
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Post by bookworm »

“All that matters is that they go off!”
*bombs go off*
*entire wall is now open*
“Onward Marvin!”
*rushes after Jelly*
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Post by ric »

You're too late. TKD took him away like...hours ago.

*looks up at the sky and sees a helicopter*

That is definitely NOT TKD's helicopter. :noway:

Oh darn. Well, I'm out.

*runs into a IMPENETRABLE saferoom*
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*pulls Marvin back to car*
“Riley the chopper’s airborne again! Begin the trace in case we loose sight!”
*begins tailing helicopter*
“Ha, nice try!”
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Post by ric »

*into walkie*

TKD, you got two agents on your tail.
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Post by bookworm »

“OKay Marvin, any ideas on how to get Jelly out of there?”
*swerves around bus*
“We could follow until they land and get him then, but we might loose them.”
*swerves around cow*
“Do you think we could shoot them down without hurting Jelly?”
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Post by Marvin D. »

We rock, even if ric is DiCaprio. \:D/
Riley, stat! Or...whatever you guys say.
Now, bookworm, go on turbo! :x
Perhaps we should shoot a special sort of gun at the window...
Naww....look out, car!
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*swerves around car*
“It’s not a question of firepower. We can bring them down easy. It’s a question of safety to the hostage.”
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Post by Marvin D. »

Well....I'm not sure...why don't we dare them to stop? :P
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“I have an idea! We‘ll bring them down without bringing them down!”
*presses a button on the dashboard*
“I think I saw this on a show once.”
*harpoon gun emerges from car’s hood*
*harpoon fires at chopper and pierces gas tank*
*gas starts leaking*
“There, now they’ll have to land somewhere! Get ready to intercept!”
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Post by Marvin D. »

OK! Intercept what?
Oohh....ok!
*jumps out of car*
Let's go!
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Post by ric »

*gets in car*

*tracks bookworm down and smashes into his car*

*unlocks glovebox with a key in bookworms pocket, and takes papers out*

*Marvin and bookworm die from injuries, just as ric memorizes the information on the pages*

*Marvin and bookworm awake in an abandoned warehouse, with ric and Whitty standing over them*

[Everything after bookworm and Marvin found the abandoned warehouse was bookworm's dream]

*into walkie*

Shadowfax, I got the information.

lol....
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