Cute Things Little Kids Say

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Cute Things Little Kids Say

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Little kids say the cutest things.

Here are some of my favorites that I've heard:

My sister: "Who won the silver war? Was it the onions or the other guys?"

My BFF's little sis after their mom had her boots polished: "How did they get the light on them?"

My sister: "The acorn does not fall far from the pine tree."

What are some cute things you've heard kids say?
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I was at my cousins 10 years ago when there was a lunar eclipse. I took his daughter outside to see it--she was three at the time--and after looking at it for a bit she turned to me and went "The moon needs a bath."
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My daughter isn't talking yet and it's sad because I KNOW she would say awesome things. :(

She's close though. SOON I SHALL HAVE CUTE CONVERSATIONS. :evillaugh:
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My two-year old nephew when his mom scolds him and he calms down:
"I'm happy."
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The preschool I worked at previously had some very precocious children. This came from one two year old:

"----, can't you hear anything I say?!"
"I have boo-boo ears, Miss Shirley! I have boo-boo ears and I can't hear you!"
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My mom was working with some of the preschoolers this morning in church. One of the boys was eating his cookies, and suddenly turned to my mom and said:

"Ya know, if we all went out in the feild and went 'AHROOOOOOOOOO', we could catch some coyotes!"
My mom asked, "Has that ever worked for you?"
He replied, ponderingly, "I've never tried."
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My little sister used to say this when something good happened to her:

"I'm so happy I'm on clown nine!"

It was so cute. ^_^ But then she grew up and became a tween. :(
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Yesterday one of the neighborhood kids who comes to my daily Bible class looked up at me, and said "put me in your suitcase... Then I can go to America and be your daughter." She totally stole my heart.
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My two-year old nephew scolded me the other day for sitting on his chair.

It was cute, though.
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The first time my little sister saw snow she said "look mom, it's dirty outside" in Spanish.
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God's Girl wrote:Little kids say the cutest things.

Here are some of my favorites that I've heard:

My sister: "Who won the silver war? Was it the onions or the other guys?"

My BFF's little sis after their mom had her boots polished: "How did they get the light on them?"

My sister: "The acorn does not fall far from the pine tree."

What are some cute things you've heard kids say?
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My little four-year-old brother said something very innocent and cute tonight that made me laugh and think of this thread.

I was putting my little brothers to bed, and I was playing with the one-year-old, and I temporarily got in his crib to make him laugh. The four-year-old says, "Two guys in a bed?" And then he laughed hysterically. xD

If he only knew. >_>
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