Cookie Monster eats strawberries?

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Cookie Monster eats strawberries?

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I noticed the other day that Cookie Monster was on the label of the packgaes of strawberries that are sold at the grocery store where I work. Call me a pathetic, unelightened traditionalist if you want to, but I miss the days where Cookie Monster ate cookies. :( So join me in my revolt again things that are good for you! :x Because Cookie Monster would approve, deep down inside, and that's what we should all really care about, right? \:D/
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Right!

:demonstration: Cookies! Cookies!
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Aye! =D>

All hail unhealthy food! :adore:
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The cookie monster eating STRAWBERRIES and not cookies??

BLASPHEMY!!!
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Unfortunately, due to the mass consumption of fast food and overweight children, Sesame Street decided that Cookie Monster should start eating healthy and setting a good example. :(

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So now he's low-carb monster or weight watchers monster or something?
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darcy wrote:Unfortunately, due to the mass consumption of fast food and overweight children, Sesame Street decided that Cookie Monster should start eating healthy and setting a good example. :(

"C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me...
I heard about that a while ago, but it still seems weird.

*wants a cookie now* ;)
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Xiao wrote:So now he's low-carb monster or weight watchers monster or something?
YEAH!!! \:D/
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NatetheGreat wrote:
Xiao wrote:So now he's low-carb monster or weight watchers monster or something?
YEAH!!! \:D/
a low-carb monster wanting to lose weight :hilarious:

his character is all about being a bad guy who eats lots of cookies, not a role model for children :noway:
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Cookie Monster isn't a bad guy! :noway: Eating cookies quickly doesn't make him a bad monster. *glares* :x
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Catspaw wrote:Cookie Monster isn't a bad guy! :noway: Eating cookies quickly doesn't make him a bad monster. *glares* :x
anything that steals all my cookies is a bad monster! :x
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Post by EUCC »

I think he's actually a stage 2 South Beach Dieter. Low-carb and fruit don't mix....It's funny to think of Cookie Monster trying to eat healthfully though. What has life come to?
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Actually, the Cookie Monster does not eat cookies, but rather crunches them up into crumbs, because he lacks a throat and esophagus. :(
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WINDSHEAR wrote:his character is all about being a bad guy who eats lots of cookies, not a role model for children :noway:
No actually he's a good guy and many small children's favorite character. I can see the worry, but the action is a little rediculous.
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Yeah, I'd think parents would have the authority to stop their kids from crunching 2 dozen cookies in 4 seconds, but apparently not. :(
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We're talking about modern-day parents after all....
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Xiao wrote:
WINDSHEAR wrote:his character is all about being a bad guy who eats lots of cookies, not a role model for children :noway:
No actually he's a good guy and many small children's favorite character. I can see the worry, but the action is a little rediculous.
ok ok ok ok.... :roll: yes, he's a good guy :yes:
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LarryTheCow wrote:Actually, the Cookie Monster does not eat cookies, but rather crunches them up into crumbs, because he lacks a throat and esophagus. :(
i love that! It's true, too....I guess we can get him a PEG or J-tube.
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EUCC wrote:
LarryTheCow wrote:Actually, the Cookie Monster does not eat cookies, but rather crunches them up into crumbs, because he lacks a throat and esophagus. :(
i love that! It's true, too....I guess we can get him a PEG or J-tube.
but he wasted all those good cookies I could have eaten! :x

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Post by EUCC »

Didn't he ever learn that sharing is nice? I thought kids were supposed to learn to share and stuff...not hog all the cookies for themselves.
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