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So, um...what were we talking about?
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:50 pm
by Kris Doyle
I'm told that I passed out in the parking lot of Frank's Breakfast Inn yesterday and was taken here to Odyssey Memorial Hospital. I'm grateful to the guy who brought me here--Alexander Barclay. He says I'm supposed to know him, but I can't remember ever seeing him before. Then there's this lady that really creeps me out. Her name is Lucy. She was sitting in my hospital room this afternoon when I came to. I don't know her, but as soon as my eyes opened she tried to kiss me! I pushed her away, of course. I don't go for love at first sight--she's a gorgeous woman, but that's just not proper--unless what she's saying is true. She acts pretty distressed that I don't know her, because according to her she's my wife! But that's just too much to believe. I would remember my own wife if I had one, I'm sure! This is all pretty creepy. Does this make sense to anyone else?
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:12 pm
by Catspaw
It sure doesn't make sense to me!
Kris darling, don't believe that Lucy person!
Don't you remember me? Your
real true love? Please say that you remember me!
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:38 am
by NatetheGreat
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:54 am
by Stubborn
Ditto
Lucy
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:31 pm
by Old Brad
Hi cousin, do you remember me?
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:09 pm
by Aelwyn
Oh no! My brother lost his memory!
Poor Lucy! She's been forgotten!
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:21 pm
by EK
Nugget!
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:59 pm
by Rachael Blackgaard
She's telling the truth, Kris!
You see, you and Lucy are members of the Blackgaard Clan. You've been trying to get the Maxwell Alliance to merge with us for several months now.
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:13 pm
by Aelwyn
No! Don't listen to her! You're a Doyle!
And the Maxwell Alliance is not merging with the Blackgaards!
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:08 pm
by The Top Crusader
...
Well, then, thanks for re-affirming my decision to leave the board in the near future...
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:19 pm
by Rachael Blackgaard
Me?
Wait, I'm leaving with you...
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:32 pm
by Catspaw
The Top Crusader wrote:...
Well, then, thanks for re-affirming my decision to leave the board in the near future...
Does that mean that you disapprove of my newfound love for Kris Doyle?
Because I was lying to him anyway - he really
is married to Lucy, or so he's said in the past!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:44 am
by NatetheGreat
Lucy wrote:I express similar sentiments to those posted by the user above me.
Lucy
Congrads! From the above posts, I have come to the conclusion your married to Kris Doyle! Good luck getting him to reconize you.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:38 pm
by Jennifer Doyle
Oh Kris! You have the whole family in an uproar! We're all very worried about you! Doctor Morton assures us your memory loss is only temporaray but Lucy is still distraught! I assure you that you are married to her and you have nothing to do with the Blackbeards!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:08 pm
by The Top Crusader
Catspaw wrote:The Top Crusader wrote:...
Well, then, thanks for re-affirming my decision to leave the board in the near future...
Does that mean that you disapprove of my newfound love for Kris Doyle?
Not at all!
It's just a well documented fact that Lucy married Tuna Cassarole YEARS ago, and I don't think it's right to claim marriage to a married woman.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:08 pm
by Catspaw
The Top Crusader wrote:Catspaw wrote:The Top Crusader wrote:...
Well, then, thanks for re-affirming my decision to leave the board in the near future...
Does that mean that you disapprove of my newfound love for Kris Doyle?
Not at all!
It's just a well documented fact that Lucy married Tuna Cassarole YEARS ago, and I don't think it's right to claim marriage to a married woman.
That's an excellent point, Top! I wonder how poor Ham feels about this - Tuna Cassarole is her cousin, isn't she?
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:35 am
by Kris Doyle
Bradley Doyle wrote:Hi cousin, do you remember me?
Cousin? No, I'm sorry...I don't remember you. Are you sure we're related?
Karin Doyle wrote:Oh no! My brother lost his memory!
Poor Lucy! She's been forgotten!
Your brother? Do I know him? I guess I'm not the only one with memory problems.
NatetheGreat wrote:Lucy wrote:I express similar sentiments to those posted by the user above me.
Lucy
Congrads! From the above posts, I have come to the conclusion your married to Kris Doyle! Good luck getting him to reconize you.
Is her name Lucy, too? She's not the same one who claims to be my wife.
Pepper Doyle wrote:Oh Kris! You have the whole family in an uproar! We're all very worried about you! Doctor Morton assures us your memory loss is only temporary but Lucy is still distraught! I assure you that you are married to her and you have nothing to do with the Blackbeards!
Who are you? Who are the Blackbeards? Everyone here is beginning to seem rather familiar, but I just can't place anyone. I am at a complete loss for whom to believe.
I need to pray about this...
*folds hands*
Dear Lord Jesus...uhhh...
*wondering what to say*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:56 am
by Aelwyn
Of course you know my brother! You are my brother!
(Now I feel like Miriam on Prince of Egypt! "You are our brother!"
)
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:55 am
by Old Brad
Don't you remember taking me to the hospital with a fractured wrist?
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:18 pm
by Kris Doyle
Bradley Doyle wrote:Don't you remember taking me to the hospital with a fractured wrist?
Do you mean you had a fractured wrist and I took you to the hospital, or I had a fractured wrist and I took you to the hospital? Either way, no, I don't remember anything like that. Wait...I've seen you
somewhere before. I'm sure of it! I just can't think of where.
--Kris Doyle