JOHN IS EB!

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JOHN IS EB!

Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

Ok, so we were watching a movie I made and UZ pointed out that he thought the bad guy, John, was me. I denied this!

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However, core evidence has recently be uncoverd! :shock:

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That's some pretty hardcore proof there! :(

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The latest bit of evidence shows how similar the faces are! Look at how well they line up! :shock:

I'm beginning to thing maybe I AM John! :(

More evidence to come.
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Post by Oba-rai »

Amusing. Informative. And misleading.

John has short hair, though. EB HAS A WIG? :mad:
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Post by Frank »

I didn't know that we needed evidence. :anxious: Do you want to be John? :-s
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Post by Samwise »

EB is a shapeshifter ... he's EB one day, and Top the other! He was running the entire board for four months!
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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

That is another conspiracy for another day, Sammy! :noway:

I don't WANT to be John! It just seems the evidence makes it pretty clear I am. :(
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Post by uz »

lollerskates >_>.... /me STILL think EB is John :P
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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

I SWEAR I'm not! :(
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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

More proof! :(

If you negate the Mona Lisa, you can see hidden codes, seeming to indicate John is EB! You can also sort of see faces! :shock:

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Post by Elf of Rivendell »

Ohmygoodness! So it is true!?

/me is disillusioned. :mecry:
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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

Sorry to shake your faith in EB. :(
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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

This is shocking. If the moustache from John is placed on EB, the similarity is... astounding! :mad:

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Post by COWBOY OF TEXAS »

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It's John the Baptist! :shock:



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Post by Elf of Rivendell »

Elf is shocked, sad, disillusioned, shaken, etc. o_O

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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

More evidence to support the "wig" theory. Many skeptics have said John and EB could never be the same because of hair difference. This rare photo PROVES EB is bald, and thus can don a wig of any hairstyle he wants! :shock:

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Post by Elf of Rivendell »

NoooooOOOOOO! *covers eyes* This cannot be! :(
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Post by COWBOY OF TEXAS »

But it is true, I saw his picture. :(


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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

"We don't know what the signifigance of this photo of "EB's" past-life is... but you'll be the first to know if we find out."

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Post by COWBOY OF TEXAS »

Was EB on the Partridge Family? :shock:



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Post by Eugene Blackgaard »

This photo is claimed to be of "Faux (false) EB", an actor hired to pose as EB after Amadeo killed him.

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Post by darcie »

John looks more like Jonathan than like you! Although he really looks like neither...
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