Ask Jennifer -- New and Improved!

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:04 pm

Ask ME questions. And I'll give you an answer straight from the Bible. Sometimes.

Aelwyn · Post by **Aelwyn** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:13 pm

Hmmm... what are you supposed to do when you're babysitting and you have a 1-year-old crying because he couldn't stay outside, and a 6-month-old crying because she doesn't like being in a walker?

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:19 pm

Karin Doyle wrote:Hmmm... what are you supposed to do when you're babysitting and you have a 1-year-old crying because he couldn't stay outside, and a 6-month-old crying because she doesn't like being in a walker?

Great question Karin. I have about 8 years of babysitting experience, in real life!

The way I deal with crying is the "quick distraction method". With some people, this involves food or television, but it doesn't have to. You could start pretending to weep yourself. Sometimes that makes the children raise an eyebrow. You could say AHHHHHHhh. And then run in a crazy circle around the living room and dig out of some his/her toys and toss them high in the air.

Or take the 6 monther out and sit them together to cry in company.

Aelwyn · Post by **Aelwyn** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:21 pm

Cool advice! Thanks. 9this actualy did happen to me today.)

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:32 pm

I figured it was real.

Post by **Catspaw** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:38 pm

Pepper, what do you have against Salt?

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:41 pm

Say, one group of people holds a bitter grudge againts another group of people, and when that group of people tries to be civil and the leader of the other group continues to be negative and such towards the other group... well, what's a person to do?

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:43 pm

^ methinks the lady doth protest too much!

So what do you do when that happens?

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:44 pm

Catspaw wrote:Pepper, what do you have against Salt?

I love salt! Honestly, I put it on everything. What is Pepper without salt? Isn't Kris salt Dennis?

Snake Blackgaard wrote:Say, one group of people holds a bitter grudge againts another group of people, and when that group of people tries to be civil and the leader of the other group continues to be negative and such towards the other group... well, what's a person to do?

Hm.
A) Stop being delusional.
B) Spend more time in the real world.
C) Make more attempts to appease that group you can't get any love from, they'd prefer offerings of money.

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:45 pm

It's clear you are the bane of all evil!

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:50 pm

Snake Blackgaard wrote:It's clear you are the bane of all evil!

Not in the form of a question! You lose!

Post by **Catspaw** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:57 pm

Pepper Doyle wrote:
Catspaw wrote:Pepper, what do you have against Salt?
I love salt! Honestly, I put it on everything. What is Pepper without salt? Isn't Kris salt Dennis?

Does it bother Lucy that you're so attached to Salt?

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:57 pm

Pepper Doyle wrote:
Snake Blackgaard wrote:It's clear you are the bane of all evil!
Not in the form of a question! You lose!

Not in the form of an answer! You lose more!

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:29 am

Catspaw wrote:
Pepper Doyle wrote:
Catspaw wrote:Pepper, what do you have against Salt?
I love salt! Honestly, I put it on everything. What is Pepper without salt? Isn't Kris salt Dennis?
Does it bother Lucy that you're so attached to Salt?

Since "Salt" and I are cousins, Lucy couldn't care less for our friendship. She knows that no one will ever be able to compete with her for Kris's heart.

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:06 am

Pepper, does it ever bother you that off-site drama regarding faction rivalries often gets out of hand?

Rachael Blackgaard · Post by **Rachael Blackgaard** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:15 am

lol, I believe Pepper has already stated her opinions on that matter many times...

Why are you so irritable all the time lately?

xiao · Post by **xiao** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:01 pm

Pepper, can I have a promotion? $\:D/$

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:19 pm

Pepper, how would you like a job at RED SCORPION? We need as many underminers as the current administration as we can get! $\:D/$

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:33 pm

What does the Brotherhood think about me?

and, Can I have some money?

Kris Doyle · Post by **Kris Doyle** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:12 pm

WINDSHEAR wrote:Can I have some money?