Ask EB... again

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:02 pm

I'll be taking questions again. I don't care what you ask me about. I vow to give you a true, or at least amusing answer.

Ask away! $\:D/$

COWBOY OF TEXAS · Post by **COWBOY OF TEXAS** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:04 pm

If I shoot you for being a snake, will I go to jail? $\:D/$

-Cowboy

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:06 pm

COWBOY OF TEXAS wrote:If I shoot you for being a snake, will I go to jail? $\:D/$

-Cowboy

Hey punk, listen, Snake was my codename back in Nam. You know, NAM? I'm not talking about Jane Nam down the street. I'm talking about VIETNAM. I had commies and Japanese shooting at me left and right! I can take anything a punk kid like YOU could throw at me!!! YOU WON'T GO TO JAIL BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DEAD!

..sorry. I lost controll.

Elf of Rivendell · Post by **Elf of Rivendell** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:09 pm

So, have you ever met Jane Nam?

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:16 pm

Have you ever thought that 'snake' is too violent?

Elf of Rivendell · Post by **Elf of Rivendell** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:19 pm

Hmm... I was going to smite you, EB.

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:19 pm

Elf of Rivendell wrote:So, have you ever met Jane Nam?

Jane Nam. Best solider I ever fought with. I remember when he lost his arm in the war!

"JAAANE!!!!" ,I said.

Aram Doyle wrote:Have you ever thought that 'snake' is too violent?

Not as violent as that "mutant baby" army you're raising is gonna be, sister. But I can take em'.

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:20 pm

Snake Blackgaard wrote:
Elf of Rivendell wrote:So, have you ever met Jane Nam?
Jane Nam. Best solider I ever fought with. I remember when he lost his arm in the war! "JAAANE!!!!" ,I said.

Aram Doyle wrote:Have you ever thought that 'snake' is too violent?
Not as violent as that "mutant baby" army you're raising is gonna be, sister. But I can take em'.

Doubt it. Obviously you don't understand the nature of controlled genetic mutation.

And are you a Jane Fonda fan?

Lucy Pevensie · Post by **Lucy Pevensie** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:20 pm

Why is your name Snake? Have you ever eaten a snake?

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:25 pm

Pepper Doyle wrote:
Snake Blackgaard wrote:
Elf of Rivendell wrote:So, have you ever met Jane Nam?
Jane Nam. Best solider I ever fought with. I remember when he lost his arm in the war! "JAAANE!!!!" ,I said.

Aram Doyle wrote:Have you ever thought that 'snake' is too violent?
Not as violent as that "mutant baby" army you're raising is gonna be, sister. But I can take em'.
Doubt it. Obviously you don't understand the nature of controlled genetic mutation.

And are you a Jane Fonda fan?

Obviously you don't understand who I am!

I have L33T SKILLZ!!! $\:D/$

I'm not into Fonda. Fonda can jump off a cliff.

Lucy Pevensie wrote:Why is your name Snake? Have you ever eaten a snake?

Dern kids never listen! I said it was my codename in the war!!!

EB may or may not have been in a war. EB is definitely insane.

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:30 pm

Has anyone ever told you that you're incorrigable?

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:33 pm

Has anyone told you that you are hilarious?

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:34 pm

Aram Doyle wrote:Has anyone ever told you that you're incorrigable?

You must mean incorrigible.

Main Entry: in·cor·ri·gi·ble
Date: 14th century
: incapable of being corrected or amended: as a (1) : not reformable :

I'm... I'm perfect!? Thank you! $\:D/$

Has anyone ever told you you're a shameless JD flunkie? Seriously, develope a personality or something.

Dr. Watson wrote:Has anyone told you that you are hilarious?

Yes. Usually the people in mental wards.

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:36 pm

Why thank you thats the best thing anyone's ever insulted me with

Of course I think that word was invented for you!

How am I a JD flunkie? perhaps I have always been this way..

Post by **Catspaw** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:37 pm

EB, has anybody ever told you that you're rather dashing?

Lucy Pevensie · Post by **Lucy Pevensie** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:42 pm

Aram Doyle wrote:Why thank you thats the best thing anyone's ever insulted me with

Please don't take it that badly. Reminder: This is Hillingdale.

Plus, you guys are Brotherhood/Doyles, and they're the Blackgaards.

I personally wish you and Pepper didn't have to bring in the "warring clan" things into EB's Hillingdale topic, since you do it to the Blackgaards pretty much enough in the other forums, if I'm allowed to say my thoughts...

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:43 pm

Aram Doyle wrote:Why thank you thats the best thing anyone's ever insulted me with
Of course I think that word was invented for you!

How am I a JD flunkie? perhaps I have always been this way..

If you mean I'm the way I am and happy with it, then I agree.

If you don't understand now what I mean by JD Flunkie, you'll never understand. Sorry.

Catspaw wrote:EB, has anybody ever told you that you're rather dashing?

My gym coach during the 100 yard dash! $\:D/$

Lucy Pevensie · Post by **Lucy Pevensie** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:47 pm

EB, what motivated you to change your name?

(Sorry, I just like that smiley.

)

Jennifer Doyle · Post by **Jennifer Doyle** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:47 pm

Lucy Pevensie wrote:
I personally wish you and Pepper didn't have to bring in the "warring clan" things into EB's Hillingdale topic, since you do it to the Blackgaards pretty much enough in the other forums, if I'm allowed to say my thoughts...

When in doubt, blame the Doyles. We just can't catch a break from the "good people of Odyssey" can we.

And EB, that is one thing we agree on! Jane Fonda falling off a cliff that is.

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:47 pm

Because Christopher Robin was too girly-man! I had to make up for it with a sweet army codename!