The Town of Odyssey

I'm looking for a song called "You can't elope with a canteloupe" I don't even know if that's the right title. I heard this song about seven years ago on the radio in NYC and haven't been able to locate it. Anyone ever heard of something like this or willing to find it for me?

Wow, that sounds really familiar!
Don't know what it is, though.


On a side note, you can do that in California, I believe.

The Top Crusader wrote:On a side note, you can do that in California, I believe.

Alientating your California voters now? Eugene might vote for someone else!