The Town of Odyssey

In an attempt to get more "professional", Top and I have hired Dogbert as our buisness consultant. He, using his own brand of convincing, is attempting to get local buisnesses to support us! Let's see how he's doing.







Hmm... well, we don't take responsibilies for his actions, but Dogbert is entitled to his opinion!

Well, I certainly don't want to look like that...I know that EB and Top look much cooler and far more devestatingly handsome than that Dilbert fellow does. Besides, Top and EB are the choice of the intelligent voter, for those who understand what is best for both them personally and the ToO members as a whole. I will have to agree with Dogbert and support Top and EB in their race for mayor.

Thanks, Dogbert!

Egad! I would hate to suffer that fate!!!!!

Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.

No need to get personal, Dogbert.

I want to look like that! Easy way to freak people out!

ok, so I don't. But I still don't know who I'm going to vote for.

Trent DeWhite wrote:

Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.

No need to get personal, Dogbert.

Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)

EB that was great, I actually laughed out loud

Eugene Blackgaard wrote:Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)

I never said it was you.

Birthday cake?

That was funny!

*bursts into flames*

Alas pour Chandler, I knew her, Mellow.

Poor Chandler! Pour Chandler? She must have melted after she burst into flames! This is quite a tragedy. *sniff* Good-bye forever, faithful *sniff* friend and comrade. *boo-hoo!* You will be missed by *waaahhh!* all your (former) fellow ToO citizens. *sniff*

Eugene Blackgaard wrote:

Trent DeWhite wrote:

Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.

No need to get personal, Dogbert.

Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)

In eigth grade we would go into the locker room and make a flame thrower out of a can of air freshener and a lighter.

Me wrote:

Eugene Blackgaard wrote:

Trent DeWhite wrote:

Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.

No need to get personal, Dogbert.

Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)

In eigth grade we would go into the locker room and make a flame thrower out of a can of air freshener and a lighter.

hehe, last year me and a bunch of guys made a chain saw with paper clips in physics Our teacher wasn't amused though, and purposely broke off it's power source after we had successfully cut through several pencils and were attempting to cut through a pop bottle.

-Jonathan

Catspaw wrote:Poor Chandler! Pour Chandler? She must have melted after she burst into flames! This is quite a tragedy. *sniff* Good-bye forever, faithful *sniff* friend and comrade. *boo-hoo!* You will be missed by *waaahhh!* all your (former) fellow ToO citizens. *sniff*

I just found this.

Thanks Catspaw! The feelings are mutual I'm sure.