Dubious Product Warning Labels

I'm sure we've all seen these before...

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Chandler

Post by Chandler »

It's called Lawsuit Avoidance.
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Post by Bananareader »

Here are some warning signs I found from an email my dad got.
On a store shelf full of medicine.
Out of date medicine $1.00.
on a stoplight with a green left turn signal.
with a no turn left sign on it.
On a parking lot sign;
Do not read under penalty of Law.
On a Dark Room door;
Dark Room keep door closed if it is left open all of the dark leaks out.
On a wall in a building;
Do not use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we'll plummet into the sun
On a backyard fence;
Beware of the dog. The cat is not trustworthy either.
On a vending machine;
Warning this machine takes your money and gives you nothing in return. just like my ex.
Thats all of them that I thought could count as warning labels or signs, even thought they aren't product warning labels.
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