The Town of Odyssey

THOON VERY THOON

It's almost among us! There's nothing we can do to stop it. All you can do is ask yourself this....

IT IS THE THING THAT CANNOT BE STOPPED!

BUT... I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READDYYY

snubs wrote:
BUT... I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READDYYY

Do you have a SHOVEL? That would help. But it can't be just ANY shovel. Is.. it... orange?

I have THREE SHOVELS! BUT WHERE DO I PUT THEM! How will I know what is safe?!

I AM ONLY 14% READY.
THIS IS TOO THOOOOON.

Oh so thoon.. Am I ready?? Help

shnoodlec wrote:Oh so thoon.. Am I ready?? Help

YOU ARE ONLY 2% READY

Bake some bread! BUY ALL THE EGGS! And don't forget to stockpile POPCORN!!!

This is NOT happening THOON ENOUGH!!

IT WILL THOON BE TOO THOOOOOOON

I HAVE DEODORANT. AM I READY??!!??!

THAT IS A GOOD START, PENGUIN, but you better get extra!

Didn't we have a topic like this before? Nothing happened.

BUT THIS TIME IT WILL.

bookworm wrote:Didn't we have a topic like this before? Nothing happened.

Something most certainly DID HAPPEN!
BUT!
WE WERE PREPARED,
BECAUSE WE PREPARED FOR THE THING THAT NEEDED TO BE PREPARED FOR!

Get with the program, bookworm! Because you are only 0.3% READY!

bookworm wrote:Didn't we have a topic like this before? Nothing happened.

My dearest bookworm, it has come to my attention that you are not very prepared for this thing that is happening very thoon. We all feel very afraid for you and wish you would be more than 0.3% ready. Think of fellow citizens of the ToO. Please prepare yourself before it's too late. Before the thoon thing comes any thooner.

I'm just unsure this should be taken too seriously when not only did we have a false alarm thread in the past, but in fact the previous one was also started by you. It seems this thread could turn out to just be a repeat event. Or non event, should I say.

bookworm wrote:I'm just unsure this should be taken too seriously when not only did we have a false alarm thread in the past, but in fact the previous one was also started by you. It seems this thread could turn out to just be a repeat event. Or non event, should I say.

WOW.

just wow...

I am VERY scared for you bookworm!

YOU, OF ALLLLL PEOPLE, DON'T EVEN KNOW.

YOU ARE SO NOT PREPARED. YOU ARE NOW ONLY 0.01% PREPARED!!

THE VERY THOON THING WILL COME TOO THOON FOR BOOKWORM. AND I AM VERY AFRAID.

It's too thooon!!!

I'VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 100 TIMES! HOW PREPARED AM I NOW?!!

Penguin wrote:I'VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 100 TIMES! HOW PREPARED AM I NOW?!!

You are now 59.7% MORE PREPARED!!

Is it coming to thoon for me to prepare??!!

Jay_Smouse wrote:Is it coming to thoon for me to prepare??!!

There is still time to PREPARE! The thoon thing has not yet come, but it will be here THOONER THAN YOU THINK.