Wootons silly sayings
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Wootons silly sayings
OK, Eugene and Bernard have been covered, now what about the strange things the beloved Wooton Bassett says?
"Thats not the secert knock!"
"Thats not the secert knock!"
- One I Froggy
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Sorry, I know I should let others post first...but I can't help myself.
"You know what you need? Funnel cake...no wait wait! You cant eat a naked funnel cake! You need powered sugar...oh wait wait, you forgot the whipped cream. No wait, and the sprinkles!"
"You know what you need? Lazer tag!"
"You know what you need? You need to spin at such an incredible speed, that when the floor drops out from under you, you stick to the walls from centrifugal force!"
"You know what you need? Funnel cake...no wait wait! You cant eat a naked funnel cake! You need powered sugar...oh wait wait, you forgot the whipped cream. No wait, and the sprinkles!"
"You know what you need? Lazer tag!"
"You know what you need? You need to spin at such an incredible speed, that when the floor drops out from under you, you stick to the walls from centrifugal force!"
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"Take 32. Hi, this is Wooton Bassetts answering machine. Im home right now making this message, but I won't be here when you call. So please leave a message and I will call you back tonite. Well, maybe not tonite,because I have to take the christmas tree off my roof. Yes, I know its only April, but the neighbors are starting to complain and....*gets cut off*"
I am such a big Wooton fan, I left this on my machine for two weeks before my mom called home, heard it, and changed it back. She wasnt very happy.
I am such a big Wooton fan, I left this on my machine for two weeks before my mom called home, heard it, and changed it back. She wasnt very happy.
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I like "OK, good" which seems to be his catch phrase.........one that I often find myself saying.
God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God, Grant us the peace that comes from honest dealings so that no fear of discovery will haunt our sleep May we inflict no pain, bring no shame, and seek no profit by another's loss.
God, Grant us the peace that comes from honest dealings so that no fear of discovery will haunt our sleep May we inflict no pain, bring no shame, and seek no profit by another's loss.
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What episode is that wooten answering machine thing from? I wanna hear it! I like him. He's a great character to Odyssey.
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- One I Froggy
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