Wootons silly sayings

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:35 pm

OK, Eugene and Bernard have been covered, now what about the strange things the beloved Wooton Bassett says?

"Thats not the secert knock!"

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:05 pm

Sorry, I know I should let others post first...but I can't help myself.

"You know what you need? Funnel cake...no wait wait! You cant eat a naked funnel cake! You need powered sugar...oh wait wait, you forgot the whipped cream. No wait, and the sprinkles!"

"You know what you need? Lazer tag!"

"You know what you need? You need to spin at such an incredible speed, that when the floor drops out from under you, you stick to the walls from centrifugal force!"

Laura Ingalls · Post by **Laura Ingalls** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:11 pm

"It has an exquesite bouquet. "
"Uhh...it's a bit...uhh..unexquesite"

Post by **Catspaw** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:55 pm

"Oh, no! What if he asks my opinion on generic peanut butter!"

"Hi, you've reached Wooton Bassett's ear. If you'll say something, then I'll say something back! *snorted chuckle* Beep!" (I might have quoted that one a bit wrong)

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:15 pm

"Take 32. Hi, this is Wooton Bassetts answering machine. Im home right now making this message, but I won't be here when you call. So please leave a message and I will call you back tonite. Well, maybe not tonite,because I have to take the christmas tree off my roof. Yes, I know its only April, but the neighbors are starting to complain and....*gets cut off*"

I am such a big Wooton fan, I left this on my machine for two weeks before my mom called home, heard it, and changed it back. She wasnt very happy.

gimp80995 · Post by **gimp80995** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:24 pm

I like "OK, good" which seems to be his catch phrase.........one that I often find myself saying.

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:44 pm

i am very pleased to see that, at least so far, 100% of the community loves Wooton!

serrebi · Post by **serrebi** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:21 pm

What episode is that wooten answering machine thing from? I wanna hear it!

I like him. He's a great character to Odyssey.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:40 am

That's from "Nothing But the Half Truth."
The quote from that show that I really like goes something like, "Hi you've reached Wooton Bassett's ear. If you say something to me I'll say something back to you. Beeeeep."

Wooton's brother was so impressed...

Laura Ingalls · Post by **Laura Ingalls** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:58 am

"Repeat me, can you pardon that?"

Me · Post by Me » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:15 pm

Giant tortises are a phone call away!!!

On my cell phone, my message is what Mitch's used to be. "Insert name here can't pick up the phone because he's out on a top secret mission to rid the world of meatless hamburgers.

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:43 pm

Laura Ingalls wrote:"Repeat me, can you pardon that?"

That is my favorite wooton show. My mom is soo annoyed by it now, because I listened to it about 8 times straight for three days in a row. so How many times is that in a week? 24! wow. Now I listen to it every time I feel blue.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:27 pm

You mean "For Trying Out Loud"?

Trent DeWhite · Post by **Trent DeWhite** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:50 pm

Ha, well I wouldn't say I necessarily need to run to the bathroom whenever Wooton opens his mouth, but he definitely makes me laugh.

Bmuntz · Post by **Bmuntz** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:59 pm

Wooton has been great for the show. I just love how he says Root Bear."He had Root Bear."

One I Froggy · Post by **One I Froggy** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:14 pm

Chandler wrote:You mean "For Trying Out Loud"?

Yup, thats the show. I love it. And I usaully don't like shows with edwin blackgaard. So thats saying a lot

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:54 am

It must hurt Edwin's ego to know that you like Wooton better than him.

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:30 am

wooten is awsome!!

Flyah · Post by **Flyah** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:23 am

Everything wooten says is silly

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:01 pm

I could use to stay in the car. --Wooten in nothing but the half truth

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